Part 3

:Announces the Start of Themed Tricks : Rabbit Rabbit!
Brother Betta BusinessBureau says a quick prayer.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook Announces the Start of Themed Tricks : Rabbit Rabbit!
> Wee Farrah stands up.
Wee Farrah stumbles off towards the west.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi holds a set of prayer beads in her left hand.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi stands up.
The flames that surround Brother Betta BusinessBureau flicker and die.
The air around Brother Betta BusinessBureau grows thick and greasy.
:Announces the Start of Themed Tricks : Rabbit Rabbit!
Tarzan wears a pair of fishy flippers.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook Announces the Start of Themed Tricks : Rabbit Rabbit!
> (Witches) Frazyl wisps: Yeah well I did a bit on last year's trials log... It's just too long.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
Wee Farrah arrives from the west.
(Witches) Xole wisps: if you don't wanna do it
wit themed tells please
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
(Witches) Adrelawen wisps: Is going the same way as Nashina
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: themed tells please
>
wit themed tells please
Wee Farrah stumbles off towards the west.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: themed tells please
>
sb
Hp: 2134(2134)  Gp: 329(329)  Xp: 3339963  Burden: 19%
> Wee Farrah arrives from the west.
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
A homely youth arrives from the west.
[Iohannes enters Discworld]
Brother Brint places his hands on Wee Farrah who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Arcadia tells you: Arcadia's Foo Fighter
Xole Xurvivor tells you: Xole Xurvivor's Auriental Leporine Surprise
Earwax Pus tells you: Tobacco Road Playbunny
Qute the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
Wee Farrah thanks Brother Brint.
Sister Olive Cromwoll grins at Brother Brint.
Ablyss the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau chuckles at Tarzan.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: Bunny theme, right?
Xuxu the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Brother Brint nods at Wee Farrah.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
(Witches) Thistle wisps: i believe nashina has one but she is in the BR
(Witches) Xole wisps: yep yep
Witches yes
A hardy local arrives from the west.
A subtle hint of pennyroyal lolls about the polished country kitchen pantry.
[Caldron leaves Discworld]
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: yes
> [Caldron enters Discworld]
Ablyss the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Wee Farrah sips the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: I really need to go pee too...
Arcadia tells you: 3-stage Arcadia's Foo Fighter
The homely youth leaves west.
(Witches) Xole wisps: she does have one
(Witches) Earwax wisps: brb
Wee Farrah fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
tell nashina you got themed tricks?
[Geryon enters Discworld -- Floating Wizz]
Warning!  You are currently set as away from keyboard.
You ask Nashina Nanananannanana: you got themed tricks?
> A chatty dame arrives from the west.
Oobi the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
(Witches) Xole wisps that she hates herself for being honest about competition
[Jaime leaves Discworld]
A homely youth arrives from the west.
[Kensai enters Discworld]
Wee Farrah trips over and falls on her face.
Nasty Gwyndrith puts the sheepskin vest in a pocket in the crude string bag.
> Nashina Nanananannanana tells you: a 4 stage themed trick yes :)
Tarzan grins at Brother Betta BusinessBureau.
You think you noticed two small blue eyes inside the cloud, but you are not sure.
tell nashina name, and get back?
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You ask Nashina Nanananannanana: name, and get back?
> Competent Xole Xurvivor fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
tell nashina name of trick?
The homely youth pulls his hand through his hair.
Sister Olive Cromwoll holds her set of prayer beads up in front of her face.
Competent Xole Xurvivor drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Sister Olive Cromwoll says a quick prayer.
The hardy local leaves west.
Warning!  You are currently set as away from keyboard.
You ask Nashina Nanananannanana: name of trick?
> The air around Sister Olive Cromwoll crackles with ghostly fire.
Nashina Nanananannanana tells you: Nashina's Rabbitty Magic Trick
ToeJam the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
The chatty dame ponders wandering down to the pub for a drink.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi's sky blue crystal teardrop necklace glitters.
[haublerk leaves Discworld]
Literate Arcadia puts one pinch of ground garlic in the orchard basket.
Competent Xole Xurvivor trips over and falls on her face.
Sister Olive Cromwoll recites a prayer.
Sister Olive Cromwoll calls upon Sek for protection.
The homely youth leaves west.
Literate Arcadia gets one cured carrot from an orchard basket.
The chatty dame leaves west.
[Kensai leaves Discworld]
Old Man Taliesin Of Torchwood falls flat on his face and spends some time talking to the ground.
Wee Farrah staggers around.
> Competent Xole Xurvivor trips over and falls on her face.
A homely youth arrives from the west.
Competent Xole Xurvivor asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: SHo anyone hearr about the mechanic who wash addicted to drrinkin' brreakin' fluid?
(Witches) Nashina wisps: Thanks for lookin' out, guys :)
wit 4 contestants
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: 4 contestants
> Brother Brint recites a prayer.
The layer of oil covering Brother Betta BusinessBureau's skin drips away.
Aphaea says to Competent Xole Xurvivor in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Not me
Brother Brint calls upon Pishe for protection.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
wit arcadia, xole, earwax and nashina in that order
Brother Betta BusinessBureau seems to spend some time talking to himself while kneeling.
You could have sworn that Terrifying Ploosk Devours Sorrow's Aikiebear just whacked you with its staff!
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: arcadia, xole, earwax and nashina in that order
> Competent Xole Xurvivor exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: He knew he had a prroblem, but shworre that he could shtop wheneverr he wanted to!
ToeJam the giant fruitbat stares at you anxiously.
(Witches) Thistle wisps: always
A hardy local and Geryon Womblesworth arrive from the west.
Nasty Frazyl gets a cured rosy red apple from something.
Nasty Frazyl feeds the cured rosy red apple to ToeJam the giant fruitbat.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the cured rosy red apple.
Wee Farrah burps.
Nasty Frazyl feeds the cured rosy red apple to ToeJam the giant fruitbat.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the cured rosy red apple.
Nasty Frazyl feeds the cured rosy red apple to ToeJam the giant fruitbat.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the cured rosy red apple.
Nasty Frazyl feeds the cured rosy red apple to ToeJam the giant fruitbat.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat eagerly eats the cured rosy red apple.
Aphaea chuckles at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
A chatty dame arrives from the west.
Competent Xole Xurvivor burps.
[Satin enters Discworld]
Blessed Eloise Hirashi grins.
:announces that Arcadia will go first with Foo Fighter! Please wait for the witch to bow before gazing into ball!
Wee Farrah cheers enthusiastically at Geryon Womblesworth.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces that Arcadia will go first with Foo Fighter! Please wait for the witch to bow before gazing into ball!
>
:announces that Arcadia will go first with Foo Fighter! Please wait for the witch to bow before gazing into ball!
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces that Arcadia will go first with Foo Fighter! Please wait for the witch to bow before gazing into ball!
> Competent Xole Xurvivor staggers around.
Aphaea hugs Geryon Womblesworth.
tell geryon welcome :)
Antiquated Kyr wombles around Geryon Womblesworth happily.
Warning!  You are currently set as away from keyboard.
You tell Geryon Womblesworth: welcome :)
> (Witches) Nashina wisps: Yeah! Go fight some foos!
Sister Olive Cromwoll pings Geryon Womblesworth.
Literate Arcadia dramatically raises a carrot and points it at Unlucky Charlie. She watches him cower in fear as she chants menacingly, "FEE! FEE! FIE! FIE! FOE! FOE! FOO! FOO!" Booming thuds shake the ground, causing Unlucky Charlie to tremble like a field mouse.
Literate Arcadia beckons to something behind you. The ugliest rabbit you've ever seen hops into view: ten feet tall, eyepatch, one ear torn off, brass hoop in the other, leather vest with "DO the FOO" on the back, obscene curses shaved into the fur.
Xuxu the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Ablyss the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
The homely youth leaves west.
Aphaea exclaims to Geryon Womblesworth in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Just in time for the rabbit tricks!
The earth shudders as the giant rabbit lands and snatches the carrot from Literate Arcadia. It sits on its haunches, chuckles nastily, and scoops Unlucky Charlie up by the neck with a big paw.  It raises its other paw for the blow...
Geryon Womblesworth bingles happily at Sister Olive Cromwoll.
[Dreuli enters Discworld]
wit please use an emote bow :bow
The hardy local leaves west.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: please use an emote bow :bow
> Geryon Womblesworth hugs Aphaea.
Ryk the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
BOP! Unlucky Charlie's head droops from the impact. The rabbit sniggers and ponderously hops away. You think you glimpse a tiny skeletal figure in a black robe just as Unlucky Charlie's body crumples.
wit please use an emote bow :bow
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: please use an emote bow :bow
> Antiquated Kyr cackles at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
The chatty dame leaves west.
Literate Arcadia bow
Geryon Womblesworth beams at Wee Farrah.
The flames that surround Sister Olive Cromwoll flicker and die.
Competent Xole Xurvivor gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Nasty Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Literate Arcadia.
Nasty Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Nasty Gwyndrith cuddles Geryon Womblesworth.
Aphaea cheers enthusiastically at Literate Arcadia.
gaze into ball
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Literate Arcadia bows.
You gaze into the crystal ball and see:
Arcadia dramatically raises a carrot and points it at Unlucky Charlie. She watches him cower in fear as she chants menacingly, "FEE! FEE! FIE! FIE! FOE! FOE! FOO! FOO!" Booming thuds shake the ground, causing Unlucky Charlie to tremble like a field mouse.
Arcadia beckons to something behind you. The ugliest rabbit you've ever seen hops into view: ten feet tall, eyepatch, one ear torn off, brass hoop in the other, leather vest with "DO the FOO" on the back, obscene curses shaved into the fur.
The earth shudders as the giant rabbit lands and snatches the carrot from Arcadia. It sits on its haunches, chuckles nastily, and scoops Unlucky Charlie up by the neck with a big paw.  It raises its other paw for the blow...
BOP! Unlucky Charlie's head droops from the impact. The rabbit sniggers and ponderously hops away. You think you glimpse a tiny skeletal figure in a black robe just as Unlucky Charlie's body crumples.
> Wee Farrah and Aphaea gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana cheers enthusiastically at Literate Arcadia.
The swirling cloud reminds you of someone called Misty.
Apostrophe gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Sister Olive Cromwoll clenches her set of prayer beads in her fist.
Young Adrelawen cheers enthusiastically at Literate Arcadia.
Sister Olive Cromwoll says a slow prayer.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Ablyss the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
The air around Geryon Womblesworth flashes with blue-white flame.
Baka gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
:claps for Arcadia
Qute the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
(Witches) Frazyl wisps: Would look better :bows.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook claps for Arcadia
> Baka cheers enthusiastically at Literate Arcadia.
Competent Xole Xurvivor roars loudly.
A homely youth arrives from the west.
Old Man Taliesin Of Torchwood removes the obsidian llama charm from the silver charm bracelet.
Thistle gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi cheers enthusiastically at Literate Arcadia.
Saint Yukk and Tarzan gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Wee Farrah cheers madly at Literate Arcadia.
:announces the next item: Xole Xurvivor's Auriental Leporine Surprise
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces the next item: Xole Xurvivor's Auriental Leporine Surprise
> The homely youth pulls his hand through his hair.
wit xole
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: xole
> Nasty Frazyl exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: FOO!
Aphaea says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Wouldn't want to run into that rabbit.
Antiquated Kyr woos at Literate Arcadia.
:announces the next item: Xole Xurvivor's Auriental Leporine Surprise!
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces the next item: Xole Xurvivor's Auriental Leporine Surprise!
> Antiquated Kyr gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Witches oops i'm going too fast now :P
Brother Betta BusinessBureau's Exgirlfriend squirms.
Nasty Frazyl squints intently at Unlucky Charlie.
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Ever want to show a friend a good time? Platonically? As strange as the concept may be, Xole Xurvivor's Auriental Leporine surprise may be the answer to how to impress your friend with an old fashioned good time!
Competent Xole Xurvivor gets a chef's hat, a shot glass of scumble, a dried funny looking carrot and a dried handful of egg noodles from a pocket in a close-fitting black leather bag.
Competent Xole Xurvivor gets a traditional scroll painting of a child and a rabbit from a pocket in a close-fitting black leather bag.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: oops i'm going too fast now :P
>
sb
Hp: 2134(2134)  Gp: 329(329)  Xp: 3340386  Burden: 19%
> Antiquated Kyr agrees with Aphaea wholeheartedly.
(Witches) Nashina wisps: I can't wait for Qiuyan to type my name out :P
Sister Olive Cromwoll recites a prayer.
Sister Olive Cromwoll calls upon Sek for protection.
Competent Xole Xurvivor juggles around her stuff and fumbles a blood red broomstick, two toffee apples and a chef's hat.
Qute the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
Competent Xole Xurvivor imbues the funny looking carrot with mystical deliciousness and waggles the enchanting bait at the traditional scroll painting of a child and a rabbit. The rabbit leaps out of it with a tiny pop! It looks up at Competent Xole Xurvivor and Unlucky Charlie expectantly.
Competent Xole Xurvivor tells the rabbit, "Alphonse, two of your specialties, please!" Alphonse nods as Competent Xole Xurvivor gives the rabbit some noodles, a shot of scumble, and a chef's hat. The rabbit puts on the chef's hat and drains the scumble: Fire burns in Alphonse's eyes!
Qute the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
The homely youth leaves west.
Cursing in rabbit and working like a demon, Alphonse zips to-and-fro gathering exotic herbs and stir frying the noodles with speed only a magical hare hopped on scumble can possess! Competent Xole Xurvivor tries to assure Unlucky Charlie that this is all very normal.
A subtle hint of pennyroyal lolls about the polished country kitchen pantry.
[Aikanaro leaves Discworld -- Divorce!]
Finally finished, Alphonse presents one exquisite bowl of chow mein to Unlucky Charlie and Xole each. Unlucky Charlie breaks down in tears, overwhelmed by perfection. He whispers in awe, "a double-chow-mein-bowl! It...it's so beautiful! What does it mean?!?".
Competent Xole Xurvivor takes what little applause she got and flees before people can take it back!
Competent Xole Xurvivor bows
wit yeah :bows is good :P
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: yeah :bows is good :P
> Literate Arcadia gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Earwax Pus tells you: I'm back
:claps for Xole
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana, Thistle and Apostrophe gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Tarzan gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana cheers enthusiastically at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
Wee Farrah gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Old Man Taliesin Of Torchwood says a prayer over an obsidian llama charm.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook claps for Xole
>
Aphaea gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
> Competent Xole Xurvivor gets a blood red broomstick from a fallow field.
Old Man Taliesin Of Torchwood meditates on something for a while.
[Cpu usage for period = 30.334372% Fault rate is 73]
[Machin
tell earwax you're next
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Saint Yukk gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Nasty Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
Nasty Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Nasty Frazyl squints intently at Unlucky Charlie.
Old Man Taliesin Of Torchwood prays to Sek for something.
[Jacob leaves Discworld]
Competent Xole Xurvivor holds a blood red broomstick in her right hand.
Young Adrelawen cheers enthusiastically at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
Warning!  You are currently set as away from keyboard.
You tell Earwax Pus: you're next
> Old Man Taliesin Of Torchwood stands up.
Old Man Taliesin Of Torchwood looks devout for a moment before slowly fading from view.
Thistle gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Competent Xole Xurvivor gets a chef's hat from a fallow field.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi woos at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
gaze into ball
Blessed Eloise Hirashi gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Baka gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
You gaze into the crystal ball and see:
Xole Xurvivor imbues the funny looking carrot with mystical deliciousness and waggles the enchanting bait at the traditional scroll painting of a child and a rabbit. The rabbit leaps out of it with a tiny pop! It looks up at Xole Xurvivor and Unlucky Charlie expectantly.
Xole Xurvivor tells the rabbit, "Alphonse, two of your specialties, please!" Alphonse nods as Xole Xurvivor gives the rabbit some noodles, a shot of scumble, and a chef's hat. The rabbit puts on the chef's hat and drains the scumble: Fire burns in Alphonse's eyes!
Cursing in rabbit and working like a demon, Alphonse zips to-and-fro gathering exotic herbs and stir frying the noodles with speed only a magical hare hopped on scumble can possess! Xole Xurvivor tries to assure Unlucky Charlie that this is all very normal.
Finally finished, Alphonse presents one exquisite bowl of chow mein to Unlucky Charlie and Xole each. Unlucky Charlie breaks down in tears, overwhelmed by perfection. He whispers in awe, "a double-chow-mein-bowl! It...it's so beautiful! What does it mean?!?".
> Aphaea applauds Competent Xole Xurvivor wholeheartedly.
A homely youth arrives from the west.
Young Adrelawen gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana groans at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
Competent Xole Xurvivor puts the chef's hat in a pocket in the close-fitting black leather bag.
Wee Farrah cheers madly at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
Baka cheers enthusiastically at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
Black Earwax Pus asks in Morporkian with a D'reg accent: Did you announce me already?
:reminds wizards not to cast Spells during this time as the ball will reset
Nasty Frazyl smiles at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
Competent Xole Xurvivor grins at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook reminds wizards not to cast Spells during this time as the ball will reset
> Competent Xole Xurvivor gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
The homely youth searches his pockets for a bite to eat.
:announces Next up: Earwax Pus's Tobacco Road Playbunny!
Light flashes from the delicate facets of Blessed Eloise Hirashi's sky blue crystal teardrop necklace.
Antiquated Kyr applauds xole
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces Next up: Earwax Pus's Tobacco Road Playbunny!
> [Aelis enters Discworld]
The cold flames around Geryon Womblesworth vanish abruptly.
[Cleaning 1924 idle rooms]
Brother Brint gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Antiquated Kyr gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Wee Farrah sips the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Saint Yukk cheers enthusiastically at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
> Antiquated Kyr squints intently at Unlucky Charlie.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana says to Black Earwax Pus in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: yes
Wee Farrah fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
:announces Next up: Earwax Pus's Tobacco Road Playbunny!
Black Earwax Pus exclaims in Morporkian with a D'reg accent: My spell is called Tobacco Road Playbunny and apparently hares on the disc don't have lips!
Geryon Womblesworth exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: brb!
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces Next up: Earwax Pus's Tobacco Road Playbunny!
> Geryon Womblesworth leaves west.
Nasty Frazyl encourages Black Earwax Pus.
Aphaea tastes the large black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Black Earwax Pus says in Morporkian with a D'reg accent: ok, gimmie a second
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
wit earwax
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: earwax
>
sb
Wee Farrah burps.
Hp: 2134(2134)  Gp: 329(329)  Xp: 3340575  Burden: 19%
> The homely youth and Blessed Eloise Hirashi leave west.
[Kastlp enters Discworld]
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Black Earwax Pus chants, 'Little bunny Foo-Foo hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head'.
Black Earwax Pus rubs the tobacco and hare teeth together while cursing, 'Hare today, goon tomorrow.'
[Souldrinker enters Discworld]
[Aelis leaves Discworld]
Wee Farrah trips up.
Xuxu the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Black Earwax Pus smears the tobacco on Unlucky Charlie's lips while summoning his inner playbunny.
Aphaea staggers around.
You could have sworn that Terrifying Ploosk Devours Sorrow's Aikiebear just increased its girth!
Unlucky Charlie's lips stretch into a wide sexy grin as a hairlip grows from the corners of his mouth all the way past his nostrils.  Too bad the look's only fleeting.  Unlucky Charlie could use a turnip, you think.
Black Earwax Pus bows
Ablyss the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Competent Xole Xurvivor and Murse Nashina Nanananannanana gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
A homely youth arrives from the west.
:claps for Earwax
Nasty Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax Pus.
Nasty Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Nasty Frazyl squints intently at Unlucky Charlie.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook claps for Earwax
> Aphaea gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
gaze into ball
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
You gaze into the crystal ball and see:
Earwax Pus chants, 'Little bunny Foo-Foo hopping through the forest, scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head'.
Earwax Pus rubs the tobacco and hare teeth together while cursing, 'Hare today, goon tomorrow.'
Earwax Pus smears the tobacco on Unlucky Charlie's lips while summoning his inner playbunny.
Unlucky Charlie's lips stretch into a wide sexy grin as a hairlip grows from the corners of his mouth all the way past his nostrils.  Too bad the look's only fleeting.  Unlucky Charlie could use a turnip, you think.
> Murse Nashina Nanananannanana cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax Pus.
Nasty Frazyl exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Squint at charlie too!
Tarzan laughs.
Black Earwax Pus says in Morporkian with a D'reg accent: Also, the hare teeth components weren't working, so the spell had to do without
Wee Farrah, Baka, Saint Yukk and Thistle gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked applauds Competent Xole Xurvivor wholeheartedly.
Antiquated Kyr boggles at the concept.
Young Adrelawen gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Literate Arcadia gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
The Death of Rats tells you: SQUEAK http://www.topmudsites.com/vote-pinkfish.html .  SQUEAK!
wit nashina you're next
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: nashina you're next
> Antiquated Kyr gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Competent Xole Xurvivor laughs loudly.
Aphaea squints intently at Unlucky Charlie.
[Helfire leaves Discworld]
(Witches) Nashina wisps: okie dokie
Young Adrelawen squints intently at Unlucky Charlie.
Apostrophe gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
:announces Lastly: Nashina's Rabbitty Magic Trick!!
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces Lastly: Nashina's Rabbitty Magic Trick!!
> Brother Brint squints intently at Unlucky Charlie.
[Kensai enters Discworld]
Saint Yukk applauds Black Earwax Pus wholeheartedly.
Nasty Frazyl encourages Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
:announces Lastly: Nashina's Rabbitty Magic Trick!!
Sister Olive Cromwoll sings a psalm.
The homely youth leaves west.
Sister Olive Cromwoll calls upon Sek.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces Lastly: Nashina's Rabbitty Magic Trick!!
> Baka squints intently at Unlucky Charlie.
Sister Olive Cromwoll's pale yellow baton begins to glow with holy light.
Antiquated Kyr cheers oddly at Black Earwax Pus.
[Pyreet enters Discworld -- Witch]
Wee Farrah claps at Black Earwax Pus enthusiastically.
[Eragon leaves Discworld]
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana announces loudly in a practiced chant that she will now perform an incredible magic trick.
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Murse Nashina Nanananannanana removes her hat, showing it to everyone in a melodramatic sweep, before briefly offering it to Unlucky Charlie for closer inspection. Murse Nashina Nanananannanana then conjures a rabbit effortlessly and places it inside the hat.
Hp: 2134(2134)  Gp: 329(329)  Xp: 3340746  Burden: 19%
> Geryon Womblesworth and Ms Satin Anansi arrive from the west.
l qase
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana mutters and mumbles while waving her spare hand in the air over the hat. Then, suddenly, Murse Nashina Nanananannanana whisks the hat up onto her head and holds it down firmly for a few seconds.
This is a dull, rather functional, brown hessian sack.
Qase is a hessian sack.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
It is open.
> Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax Pus.
(Witches) Pyreet wisps: How did the trials go?
drop qase
You drop Qase.
> Sister Olive Cromwoll says a quick prayer.
Sister Olive Cromwoll gets down on her knees and looks pious.
When the hat on her head finally stops moving, Murse Nashina Nanananannanana roars and viciously skewers it with a long, very sharp-looking hatpin. Unlucky Charlie shouts a curse in surprise, shock and disgust.
Sister Olive Cromwoll stands up, lifting her hands in the air.
A brief flame envelops Black Earwax Pus, drying her instantly.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
The loving black cat purrs contentedly.
As if by magic, the rabbit suddenly appears again, clambering out of Unlucky Charlie's left ear. It twitches its nose in surprise at the crowd before squeaking and skipping away.
Ms Satin Anansi gets a loving black cat from a fallow field.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana bows
Competent Xole Xurvivor and Thistle gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Nasty Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Nasty Frazyl gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Nasty Frazyl squints intently at Unlucky Charlie.
[Hannerz leaves Discworld]
Black Earwax Pus gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Young Adrelawen cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Competent Xole Xurvivor cheers loudly.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Aphaea congratulates Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Black Earwax Pus cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Brother Brint squints intently at Unlucky Charlie.
Apostrophe applauds Murse Nashina Nanananannanana wholeheartedly.
Geryon Womblesworth cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Baka, Aphaea and Young Adrelawen gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
(Witches) Xole wisps: still going pyr
Aphaea gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Wee Farrah gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Antiquated Kyr bounces around Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
(Witches) Pyreet wisps: yay
Apostrophe gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: I guess I missed Xole's trick?
Thistle gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Nasty Gwyndrith cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Literate Arcadia applauds Murse Nashina Nanananannanana wholeheartedly.
Aphaea starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the elegant black fountain pen.
You notice several raindrops falling from the sickly yellow cloud.
Saint Yukk and Tarzan gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Young Adrelawen squints intently at Unlucky Charlie.
Aphaea finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Antiquated Kyr says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: That'll do! ;D
Wee Farrah cheers madly at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi arrives from the west.
wit nash you finished>
Literate Arcadia gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: nash you finished>
> (Witches) Xole wisps: did you? I HATE YOU
There is the faintest of sounds, as of a gnat yawning, then a WHOOSH sound.  Suddenly there is pandemonium as Wicked Pyreet arrives on her broomstick from somewhere above and barrels into you, almost knocking you to the ground.  She apologises sheepishly.
Baka cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Young Adrelawen gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Thistle and Wee Farrah gaze into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
(Witches) Xole wisps: yeah she bowed
gaze into ball
You notice several raindrops falling from the sickly yellow cloud.
You gaze into the crystal ball and see:
Nashina Nanananannanana announces loudly in a practiced chant that she will now perform an incredible magic trick.
Nashina Nanananannanana removes her hat, showing it to everyone in a melodramatic sweep, before briefly offering it to Unlucky Charlie for closer inspection. Nashina Nanananannanana then conjures a rabbit effortlessly and places it inside the hat.
Nashina Nanananannanana mutters and mumbles while waving her spare hand in the air over the hat. Then, suddenly, Nashina Nanananannanana whisks the hat up onto her head and holds it down firmly for a few seconds.
When the hat on her head finally stops moving, Nashina Nanananannanana roars and viciously skewers it with a long, very sharp-looking hatpin. Unlucky Charlie shouts a curse in surprise, shock and disgust.
As if by magic, the rabbit suddenly appears again, clambering out of Unlucky Charlie's left ear. It twitches its nose in surprise at the crowd before squeaking and skipping away.
> Brother Betta BusinessBureau's Exgirlfriend peers at you pathetically with its glowing blue eyes.
Antiquated Kyr gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Wicked Pyreet gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
(Witches) Nashina wisps: Yes, I bowed :P
The sickly yellow cloud swirls and swirls and swirls some more.
Terrifying Ploosk Devours Sorrow skips around Ms Satin Anansi.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked gazes into Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball.
Antiquated Kyr gets an old leaky quill from a fallow field.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: I'm sad about it too :(
Young Adrelawen starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
:claps for Nashina
Xuxu the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Antiquated Kyr holds an old leaky quill in her left hand.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau falls flat on his face and spends some time talking to the ground.
Baka gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook claps for Nashina
> Antiquated Kyr squints intently at Unlucky Charlie.
(Witches) Xole wisps: the whole thing was one big joke too!
Geryon Womblesworth chases Terrifying Ploosk Devours Sorrow.
:announces the start of voting for Arcadia's Foo Fighter, Xole Xurvivor's Auriental Leporine Surprise, Earwax Pus's Tobacco Road Playbunny, and Nashina's Rabbitty Magic Trick!
An errant breeze blows the scent of pennyroyal from the polished country kitchen pantry.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces the start of voting for Arcadia's Foo Fighter, Xole Xurvivor's Auriental Leporine Surprise, Earwax Pus's Tobacco Road Playbunny, and Nashina's Rabbitty Magic Trick!
> (Witches) Earwax wisps: Send me a tell with your trick?
Baka starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
Ablyss the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
:announces the start of voting for Arcadia's Foo Fighter, Xole Xurvivor's Auriental Leporine Surprise, Earwax Pus's Tobacco Road Playbunny, and Nashina's Rabbitty Magic Trick!
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces the start of voting for Arcadia's Foo Fighter, Xole Xurvivor's Auriental Leporine Surprise, Earwax Pus's Tobacco Road Playbunny, and Nashina's Rabbitty Magic Trick!
> Saint Yukk cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Young Adrelawen finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Baka finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Nasty Frazyl gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Aphaea puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Wee Farrah gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Young Adrelawen puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Baka puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana beams at Saint Yukk.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: Or nvm... I'll scroll back
Qute the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
Antiquated Kyr starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
Tarzan starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the seagull feather quill.
Nasty Frazyl starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the green glass stylus.
Wee Farrah starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the quill.
A glittering sprinkle of light scatters about the room from Blessed Eloise Hirashi's sky blue crystal teardrop necklace.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
:asks for people to place Votes in Qase!
Saint Yukk gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook asks for people to place Votes in Qase!
> Antiquated Kyr finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
[Aljoran leaves Discworld]
(Witches) Xole wisps: that's cool, cuz I kinda suck with the copy pasta
[Lyna enters Discworld -- Witch]
Antiquated Kyr puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Wee Farrah finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Competent Xole Xurvivor gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Tarzan finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Saint Yukk starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Wee Farrah puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Antiquated Kyr drops one of the old leaky quills.
Literate Arcadia gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Saint Yukk finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Baka feeds the toffee apple to Ryk the giant fruitbat.
Ryk the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the toffee apple.
Very Reverend Khepresh visits Black Earwax Pus unexpectedly!
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat looks a bit peckish.
Competent Xole Xurvivor starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
[Kain leaves Discworld]
Thistle gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi puts down a set of prayer beads from her left hand.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi holds an old leaky quill in her left hand.
Very Reverend Khepresh says to Black Earwax Pus in Djelian: I see the wicked temptation of magic was too much for you to resist.
Thistle puts down a silver broomstick from her left hand and right hand.
Thistle holds a slim black fountain pen in her left hand.
Very Reverend Khepresh puts the holy symbol and the large red bottle in a pocket in the crude string bag.
Competent Xole Xurvivor finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Saint Yukk puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
Apostrophe gets a small piece of cigarette paper and an old leaky quill from a fallow field.
Competent Xole Xurvivor puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Apostrophe puts down Ek from his left hand.
Apostrophe holds an old leaky quill in his left hand.
Baka feeds the toffee apple to Wotchers! the giant fruitbat.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat eagerly eats the toffee apple.
Apostrophe starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana drops one of the old leaky quills.
Literate Arcadia starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the quill.
Baka closes his eyes and smiles dreamily.
[Rumburak enters Discworld]
Baka rubs his large tummy and licks his lips.
Aphaea exclaims to Very Reverend Khepresh in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I'm glad you decided to join us!
Oobi the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
Very Reverend Khepresh gets a holy symbol from a pocket in a crude string bag.
Baka opens his eyes and stares hungrily at the space between his arms.
Apostrophe finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
:want to Thank the Sponsors : Stabbas on God Street and the Dragon's Nest on Pallant Street!
Very Reverend Khepresh recites a prayer.
Competent Xole Xurvivor eats a piece of three toffee apples and two toffee apples.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Very Reverend Khepresh calls upon Hat for protection.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook want to Thank the Sponsors : Stabbas on God Street and the Dragon's Nest on Pallant Street!
> Literate Arcadia finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Competent Xole Xurvivor eats the last of the toffee apple.
Competent Xole Xurvivor eats a piece of two toffee apples and two toffee apples.
Wee Farrah sips the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Baka quickly reaches out and pulls back a toffee apple.
Apostrophe puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Thistle scribbles something on the small piece of cigarette paper.
:wants to Thank the Sponsors : Stabbas on God Street and the Dragon's Nest on Pallant Street!
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook wants to Thank the Sponsors : Stabbas on God Street and the Dragon's Nest on Pallant Street!
>
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Very Reverend Khepresh puts the holy symbol in a pocket in the crude string bag.
Competent Xole Xurvivor puts the dried funny looking carrot and the traditional scroll painting of a child and a rabbit in a pocket in the close-fitting black leather bag.
Apostrophe drops one of the old leaky quills.
Hp: 2134(2134)  Gp: 329(329)  Xp: 3341004  Burden: 18%
> Literate Arcadia puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Thistle puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Nasty Frazyl finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Wee Farrah fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana laughs.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana huggles Very Reverend Khepresh.
Sister Olive Cromwoll gibbers madly.
Nasty Frazyl puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Antiquated Kyr sheathes the broomstick in Dark Harness.
Antiquated Kyr draws Withering Glare from Thin Air into her left hand.
Antiquated Kyr draws Scathing Remark from Thin Air into her right hand.
Competent Xole Xurvivor rolls around on the floor laughing.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi puts the purple baton in a pocket in the black backpack.
Very Reverend Khepresh exclaims in Djelian: An attack!  Everyone for themselves!
Antiquated Kyr stabs Very Reverend Khepresh deeply in the neck with her Scathing Remark but his feathery skin absorbs some of the blow.
Very Reverend Khepresh swings at Antiquated Kyr with his bronzed crook but she dodges out of the way.
Antiquated Kyr messily stabs Very Reverend Khepresh in the neck with her Scathing Remark but his feathery skin absorbs some of the blow.
Very Reverend Khepresh exclaims in Djelian: Die!
Aphaea exclaims to Very Reverend Khepresh in Djelian with a Morporkian accent: I'm glad you decided to join us!
Antiquated Kyr launches a powerful attack.  Antiquated Kyr pierces Very Reverend Khepresh's neck with her Scathing Remark.
Very Reverend Khepresh gets a holy symbol from a pocket in a crude string bag.
Nasty Frazyl gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Antiquated Kyr messily stabs Very Reverend Khepresh in the neck with her Scathing Remark but his feathery skin absorbs some of the blow.
:announces that Voting for Themed Tricks : Rabbit Rabbit will be over in a Min
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces that Voting for Themed Tricks : Rabbit Rabbit will be over in a Min
> Antiquated Kyr cuts Very Reverend Khepresh's neck with her Scathing Remark but his feathery skin absorbs some of the blow.
Very Reverend Khepresh recites a prayer.
Antiquated Kyr launches a powerful attack.  Antiquated Kyr hacks Very Reverend Khepresh's neck with her Scathing Remark.
Antiquated Kyr cuts Very Reverend Khepresh's neck with her Withering Glare.
Very Reverend Khepresh calls upon Hat for protection.
Antiquated Kyr nicks Very Reverend Khepresh's neck with her Scathing Remark but his feathery skin absorbs some of the blow.
Nasty Frazyl winks knowingly at Very Reverend Khepresh.
Antiquated Kyr launches a powerful attack.  Antiquated Kyr pierces Very Reverend Khepresh's neck with her Withering Glare.
Antiquated Kyr dealt the death blow to Very Reverend Khepresh.
Antiquated Kyr gets 4 Ankh-Morpork dollars, 3 Ankh-Morpork ten-pence, 4 Djelian tooni and 4 Djelian ptascpi, an ivory vulture nippleshield and a holy amulet from the corpse of Very Reverend Khepresh.
Antiquated Kyr puts the ivory vulture nippleshield and the holy amulet in a pocket in Dark Void.
Antiquated Kyr offers to give 4 Ankh-Morpork dollars, 3 Ankh-Morpork ten-pence, 4 Djelian tooni and 4 Djelian ptascpi to Ryk the giant fruitbat.
Aphaea mourns khepresh.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi sighs.
Antiquated Kyr gives 4 Ankh-Morpork dollars, 3 Ankh-Morpork ten-pence, 4 Djelian tooni and 4 Djelian ptascpi to Ryk the giant fruitbat.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau says in Djelian with a Morporkian accent: The poor Hattians...
Antiquated Kyr sheathes Withering Glare and Scathing Remark in Thin Air.
Antiquated Kyr draws the broomstick from Dark Harness into her left hand and right hand.
:reminds all that the Tricks were: Arcadia's Foo Fighter, Xole Xurvivor's Auriental Leporine Surprise, Earwax Pus's Tobacco Road Playbunny, and Nashina's Rabbitty Magic Trick!
Competent Xole Xurvivor eats the last of four toffee apples.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook reminds all that the Tricks were: Arcadia's Foo Fighter, Xole Xurvivor's Auriental Leporine Surprise, Earwax Pus's Tobacco Road Playbunny, and Nashina's Rabbitty Magic Trick!
>
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Hp: 2134(2134)  Gp: 329(329)  Xp: 3341067  Burden: 18%
>
l qase
This is a dull, rather functional, brown hessian sack.
Qase is a hessian sack.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Qase is about one-quarter full with fourteen small pieces of cigarette paper.
It is open.
> Murse Nashina Nanananannanana cuddles Blessed Eloise Hirashi.
A polite youth arrives from the west.
Antiquated Kyr says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Khepresh is eeeevil.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the quill.
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Hp: 2134(2134)  Gp: 329(329)  Xp: 3341091  Burden: 18%
> Blessed Eloise Hirashi thanks Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
[Zuveus leaves Discworld]
Wee Farrah staggers around.
You could have sworn that Terrifying Ploosk Devours Sorrow's Aikiebear just grabbed a large bite to eat!
(Witches) Earwax wisps: AH!  Gotta scroll back for Arcadia's foo fighter
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Tarzan grins.
Saint Yukk drops one of the old leaky quills.
A bright red flash surrounds Antiquated Kyr as she triggers a religious ward!
A bright red flash surrounds Antiquated Kyr as she triggers a religious ward!
A bright red flash surrounds Antiquated Kyr as she triggers a religious ward!
Antiquated Kyr gets a crude string bag from the corpse of Very Reverend Khepresh.
Competent Xole Xurvivor says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I'd kill him but that's prolly MORE spammy :P
Brother Betta BusinessBureau asks in Djelian with a Morporkian accent: So am I, you gonna kill me next?
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Wee Farrah hiccups.
Antiquated Kyr gets a prayer book from a pocket in a crude string bag.
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
(Witches) Xole wisps: it was HILARIOUS
Saint Yukk studies Antiquated Kyr.
Antiquated Kyr puts the prayer book in a pocket in Dark Void.
Baka closes his eyes and smiles dreamily.
Baka rubs his large tummy and licks his lips.
Sister Olive Cromwoll says in Morporkian with a desert Ephebian accent: To drunk or cold?  Send a tell to Brint or Olive to get fixed up.
Geryon Womblesworth draws Fric from the pair of black soft-soled boots into his left hand.
Geryon Womblesworth draws Frac from the pair of black soft-soled boots into his right hand.
Nasty Frazyl appears to be checking you for wounds.
Aphaea says to Antiquated Kyr in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Not that evil, I'd say
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana grins at Brother Betta BusinessBureau.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked puts the small piece of cigarette paper in a pocket in the iron cross shoulder bag.
Geryon Womblesworth gets a human heart from the corpse of Very Reverend Khepresh.
Baka opens his eyes and stares hungrily at the space between his arms.
Antiquated Kyr puts the crude string bag in the corpse of Very Reverend Khepresh.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana sips the glass tumbler of fine red wine.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana licks Apostrophe.
Wee Farrah pets Xuxu the giant fruitbat.
Baka is about to reach for something, but suddenly stops.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau holds his Source Of Power up in front of his face.
Xuxu the giant fruitbat gazes lovingly at Wee Farrah.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau says a quick prayer.
:asks People to Vote in a language they know well of the votes will not be counted!
(Witches) Arcadia wisps: Thank you!
The air around Brother Betta BusinessBureau grows thick and greasy.
(Witches) Pyreet wisps: Dang... missed out on the fun parts...
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook asks People to Vote in a language they know well of the votes will not be counted!
> (Witches) Xole wisps: except did you mean droop or drop for Charlie's head Arcadia?
Brother Betta BusinessBureau holds his Source Of Power up in front of his face.
Antiquated Kyr mutters something under her breath.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau says a quick prayer.
Black Earwax Pus sweats.
Wee Farrah trips up.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau holds his Source Of Power up in front of his face.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau says a quick prayer.
Antiquated Kyr buries the corpse of Very Reverend Khepresh deep within the ground.
(Witches) Nashina wisps: Yeah lol Pyr you logged in halfway through the last trick :P
Kithe fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
(Witches) Adrelawen wisps: There's still the hedgehog verses to come
Kithe tastes the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
[Kensai leaves Discworld]
Sister Olive Cromwoll says a quick prayer.
Sister Olive Cromwoll gets down on her knees and looks pious.
The polite youth leaves west.
Sister Olive Cromwoll stands up, lifting her hands in the air.
A brief flame envelops Black Earwax Pus, drying her instantly.
Antiquated Kyr says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Nah.. Fish is fine. ;)
(Witches) Xole wisps: I quite like mine, so definately waiting to do that!
wit alright votes over
Kithe burps.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: alright votes over
> (Witches) Xole wisps: HH I mean
(Witches) Pyreet wisps: Son came home... luckily neighbour is taking him for a walk :)
[Garangkal enters Discworld -- grouped]
Qute the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Antiquated Kyr glances nervously around herself.
(Witches) Xole wisps: ah cool cool :D
:Asks People to Knock THemselves out with the Scumble in bottles and Barrel!
Oobi the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook Asks People to Knock THemselves out with the Scumble in bottles and Barrel!
> (Witches) Arcadia wisps: I'm thinking...they kind of mean the same thing (head dropped, head drooped)
Saint Yukk gets an old leaky quill and a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Aphaea sidles away from Kyr
Saint Yukk holds an old leaky quill in his left hand.
:Goes to Count Votes!
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook Goes to Count Votes!
> Blessed Eloise Hirashi's sky blue crystal teardrop necklace glitters.
[Epi leaves Discworld]
Aphaea sips the large black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Saint Yukk starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
Kithe hiccups.
:announces the end of Voting for Themed Tricks!
Competent Xole Xurvivor fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Saint Yukk finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces the end of Voting for Themed Tricks!
> (Witches) Thistle wisps: how does the hedgehog part work just whoever has the most verses?
Baka closes his eyes and smiles dreamily.
Sister Olive Cromwoll nods at Black Earwax Pus.
Baka rubs his large tummy and licks his lips.
Black Earwax Pus gets a fine chestnut linen outer robe from a pocket in a large backpack.
take qase
Competent Xole Xurvivor drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Black Earwax Pus removes a staff harness, a large backpack and a wolf pelt so she can wear a fine chestnut linen outer robe.
Black Earwax Pus wears a staff harness, a large backpack and a wolf pelt.
You get Qase from the fallow field.
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Qute the giant fruitbat follows you in.
You are on a path leading from Lancre Village, over some heather towards one of the fields surrounding the village.  This particular field seems have been left fallow this year and is growing a respectable crop of clover and various wild grasses.  The gorge is just behind the field to the east.
It is a cold secundus spring's afternoon with almost no wind and a few high level cirrus clouds.
There are two obvious exits: west and east.
A spring chicken is standing here.
> (Witches) Arcadia wisps: Of course, I've been awake for 24 hours straight, so what do I know?
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Qute the giant fruitbat follows you in.
A well trodden part of town, with folks heading in all directions.  A path leads south to a popular spot in town, and beyond that, the Castle looms high above.  To the east, another path leads out of the village towards one of the town's three fields and the sheer drop that forms part of the Kingdom's borders.  If Lancre Town was actually ever really busy, this would be an ideal place for some quality paving.  But it's not.  So it isn't.
It is a cold secundus spring's afternoon with almost no wind and a few high level cirrus clouds.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, east, west and northwest.
A polite youth is standing here.
A confiscated item receipt, fifteen small pieces of cigarette paper, a piece of writing paper and an old leaky quill are on the ground.
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bury all
You bury an old leaky quill, fifteen small pieces of cigarette paper, a piece of writing paper and a confiscated item receipt deep within the earth.
> (Witches) Thistle wisps: sleep?
A homely youth moves south into the southwest corner of Lancre Town square.
(Witches) Nashina wisps: Nah it's just the most entertaining verses, same as the tricks I think
A busy subject moves southwest into the southwest corner of Lancre Town square.
(Witches) Frazyl wisps: People made up new verses, we vote on the one we like most.
wit just say the hedgehod verses
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: just say the hedgehod verses
> The polite youth searches his pockets for a bite to eat.
wit or emote them
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: or emote them
>
sb
Hp: 2134(2134)  Gp: 329(329)  Xp: 3341313  Burden: 19%
>
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The southern end of the square [n,s,e,w,nw].
Qute the giant fruitbat is flapping sadly close to the ground here and a polite youth is standing here.
>
qqff
The polite youth searches his pockets for a bite to eat.
A muddy little girl moves west and leaves Lancre Town square.
A lanky rustic moves west into the southwestern end of Lancre Town square.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: Now I'm getting really nervous
A chatty dame arrives from the south.
Qute the giant fruitbat nudges you.
Qute the giant fruitbat gives Qraving to you.
You get a cured rosy red apple from a pocket in Qraving.
You say in Morporkian: Lawks. I am but a feeble old seller of apples, and skinny besides. Pray take and eat one, dearie.
Queued command: count apples in Qraving
Queued command: put apple in Qraving
Queued command: give Qraving to qute
>
You count 29 items.
You put the cured rosy red apple in a pocket in Qraving.
[Kano enters Discworld]
Qute the giant fruitbat is so tempted by the cured rosy red apple that he can't help but take it from you.
Qute the giant fruitbat takes a bite out of his Nanny Ogg.
You offer to give Qraving to Qute the giant fruitbat.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: It suddenly hit me
Qute the giant fruitbat takes a bite out of his Nanny Ogg.
You give Qraving to Qute the giant fruitbat.
The polite youth leaves south.
(Witches) Nashina wisps: Why :P
>
Qute the giant fruitbat takes a bite out of his Nanny Ogg.
A homely youth moves northeast into the southeastern end of Lancre Square.
A muddy little boy moves into Lancre Town square from the east.
Qute the giant fruitbat takes a bite out of his Nanny Ogg.
(Witches) Thistle wisps: ahh. never used hedgehog song so wouldn't know
(Witches) Earwax wisps: I'm all nervous about the song! :)
Qute the giant fruitbat takes a bite out of his Nanny Ogg.
Qute the giant fruitbat eats the last bite of his Nanny Ogg.
(Witches) Adrelawen wisps: How are the verses to be delivered? Say one line at a time? Or every line / with a slash / between them?
(Witches) Nashina wisps: It's just a game and you win play money if you win :P
(Witches) Earwax wisps: I wrote it so long ago....
take papers from qase
read papers
drop papers
You get fourteen small pieces of cigarette paper from Qase.
>
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy, splotchy dark blue ink in Morporkian:
Nashina
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy, splotchy dark blue ink in Morporkian:
Nashina

You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in sepia ink in Morporkian:
Nashina's Rabbity Magic Trick
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy, splotchy dark blue ink in Morporkian:
Arcadia
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy, splotchy dark blue ink in Djelian:
nashina
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in ink in Morporkian:
Arcadia
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in subtly green-tinted indentations in Morporkian:
Arcadia's Foo Fighter
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy, splotchy dark blue ink in Morporkian:
Arcadia
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy, splotchy dark blue ink in Morporkian:
Xole
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy, splotchy dark blue ink in Morporkian:
Nashina
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy black ink handwriting in Morporkian:
Xole
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy, splotchy dark blue ink in Morporkian:
Xole
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy crimson ink italics in Morporkian:
Xole Xurvivor's Auriental Leporine Surprise!
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in ink in Morporkian:
Nashina
> You drop fourteen small pieces of cigarette paper.
> A frog glares at you.
A busy subject moves northeast into the southeastern end of Lancre Square.
In the southeastern end of Lancre Square, the busy subject exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: So much to do today!
The chatty dame smiles cheerfully.
A homely youth moves west into the southwestern end of Lancre Town square.
A lanky rustic moves northeast into the southern part of Lancre Town square.
(Witches) Nashina wisps: However you like I guess, Ad. I made mine an lsay alias one line at a time, personally
A homely youth moves west and leaves Lancre Town square.
A muddy little girl moves into Lancre Town square from the west.
Burberry Carpetsmith moves east and leaves Lancre Town square.
A muddy little boy moves east and leaves Lancre Town square.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: I used Nashina's advice
Wee Farrah arrives from the east.
The chatty dame ponders wandering down to the pub for a drink.
In the southwestern end of Lancre Town square, the muddy little girl exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Look at me, look at me!
Wee Farrah stumbles off towards the northwest.
A polite youth arrives from the south.
A homely youth moves east into the southeastern end of Lancre Square.
Wee Farrah moves east into the southeastern end of Lancre Square.
Wee Farrah moves east and leaves Lancre Town square.
(Witches) Nashina wisps: Just make sure it's an alias because people won't wait all day :P
> A hardy local moves east and leaves Lancre Town square.
A busy subject arrives from the north.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: Though I'm wondering if emote might be better for those that don't understand us...
Wee Farrah moves into Lancre Town square from the east.
Wee Farrah arrives from the north.
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Qute the giant fruitbat follows you in.
You are on a path leading from Lancre Village, over some heather towards one of the fields surrounding the village.  This particular field seems have been left fallow this year and is growing a respectable crop of clover and various wild grasses.  The gorge is just behind the field to the east.
It is a cold secundus spring's afternoon with almost no wind and a few high level cirrus clouds.
There are two obvious exits: west and east.
Aphaea and a spring chicken are standing here.
> Wee Farrah arrives from the west.
Aphaea leaves east.
l qase
Wee Farrah leaves east.
Aphaea arrives from the east.
This is a dull, rather functional, brown hessian sack.
Qase is a hessian sack.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
It is open.
>
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Aphaea leaves east.
Qute the giant fruitbat follows you in.
A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has been left fallow this year.  It is filled with wild grasses and clover.  The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field.  The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge.
There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground.
This place has seen some use of magic.
It is a cold secundus spring's afternoon with almost no wind and a few high level cirrus clouds.
There is one obvious exit: west.
Staggy and Competent Xole Xurvivor are lying here, Brother Betta BusinessBureau, Nigella, Tarzan, Terrifying Ploosk Devours Sorrow, Kithe and Saint Yukk are sitting here, Ryk the giant fruitbat, ToeJam the giant fruitbat and Ablyss the giant fruitbat are flapping sadly close to the ground here, Xuxu the giant fruitbat, Oobi the giant fruitbat, Wotchers! the giant fruitbat and Dwynwen the giant fruitbat are flying above the ground here, Sister Olive Cromwoll and Brother Brint are kneeling here, a sickly yellow cloud is floating in the air here and Aphaea, Wee Farrah, Wicked Pyreet, Ms Satin Anansi, Geryon Womblesworth, Antiquated Kyr, Apostrophe, Murse Nashina Nanananannanana, Thistle, Ramuh, Black Earwax Pus, Literate Arcadia, Nasty Frazyl, Baka, Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked, Young Adrelawen, Nimble Trix, Nasty Gwyndrith and Unlucky Charlie are standing here.
Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater and a polished country kitchen pantry, a wooden rain barrel, many fluffy cloaks, three grotty old potato sacks, a chocolate sword, Qontainer, ten large black bottles, six old leaky quills, many small pieces of cigarette paper, a closed cheap flimsy chapbook, Qarton, a small blue flag with bolognas and a long dark cloak are on the ground.
>
drop Qase
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Aphaea stumbles off towards the west.
Staggy opens his eyes, looks around stupidly, and passes out again.
Baka stares vaguely into space.
You drop Qase.
> Baka peers vaguely around.
Saint Yukk huggles Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
> Kithe staggers around.
Baka looks up and then down.
Aphaea arrives from the west.
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Geryon Womblesworth pats Aphaea's back
Wee Farrah sips the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
Wee Farrah looks ill, then falls over and lies there with a blank look on her face.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana huggles Saint Yukk.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked gets a small blue flag with bolognas from a fallow field.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau staggers around.
(Witches) Adrelawen wisps: I'm tempted to go with the / slash option because with this much spam it'd be easy to lose a line...
Baka stares vaguely into space.
Brother Brint places his hands on Aphaea who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Baka peers vaguely around.
Baka looks up and then down.
(Witches) Xole wisps: I did something similar to nashi, but I swear I didn't copy her!
Saint Yukk wishes Murse Nashina Nanananannanana luck.
:Thanks everyone for Being Here Today!
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook Thanks everyone for Being Here Today!
>
:Announces the Start of the Hedgehog Song Competition!
Sister Olive Cromwoll nibbles on Geryon Womblesworth's pie.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau holds his Source Of Power up in front of his face.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau says a quick prayer.
(Witches) Xole wisps: (there's no way to prove that I did, right?)
Aphaea says to Geryon Womblesworth in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Too much scumble, I guess.
(Witches) Frazyl wisps: I'll do both myself, because the say will be said drunk, funny too.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: I think I'm going to go the emote way....
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Saint Yukk drops one of the old leaky quills.
Baka looks at you.
(Witches) Xole wisps: oh yeah that's true...
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
Saint Yukk holds a set of ruby prayer beads in his left hand.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I'm not drrunk Fishh. Tell em Tarrzan!
Brother Brint places his hands on Wee Farrah who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Wee Farrah blinks her eyes blearily and picks herself up.
Aphaea smiles at Baka.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook Announces the Start of the Hedgehog Song Competition!
> Geryon Womblesworth exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: One sip is too much scumble!
Geryon Womblesworth sheathes Frac and Fric in the pair of black soft-soled boots.
Saint Yukk stands up.
Saint Yukk leaves west.
Kithe hiccups.
Sister Olive Cromwoll says a quick prayer.
Wicked Pyreet bows to Baka.
Sister Olive Cromwoll gets down on her knees and looks pious.
wit alright just sned me a tell saying em
Qute the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
Sister Olive Cromwoll stands up, lifting her hands in the air.
A brief flame envelops Sister Olive Cromwoll, drying her instantly.
Geryon Womblesworth tastes the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: alright just sned me a tell saying em
> Frazyl exclaims to you: Meme!
wit alright just sned me a tell saying ME
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: alright just sned me a tell saying ME
> [Sorry enters Discworld]
Nashina Nanananannanana tells you: ME
Arcadia tells you: ME
Ms Satin Anansi gets a shot glass of scumble from a polished country kitchen pantry.
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Frazyl tells you: ME
Staggy snores contentedly.
Ms Satin Anansi tastes the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
[Noni enters Discworld]
Geryon Womblesworth hiccups.
Antiquated Kyr grins at Geryon Womblesworth.
Adrelawen tells you: Me
Xole Xurvivor asks you: ME, why am I saying that?
Brother Betta BusinessBureau holds his Source Of Power up in front of his face.
Ms Satin Anansi reads the shot glass.
[Llylia leaves Discworld]
(Witches) Earwax wisps: What do you mean by send you a tell?
Brother Betta BusinessBureau says a quick prayer.
Wee Farrah fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
[Sorry leaves Discworld]
You could have sworn that Terrifying Ploosk Devours Sorrow's Aikiebear just added some extra sequins to its pointy hat!
Kithe reads the shot glass.
Wee Farrah sips the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau holds his Source Of Power up in front of his face.
(Witches) Frazyl wisps: t QiuYan ME
Geryon Womblesworth reads the shot glass.
Kithe burps.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau says a quick prayer.
Wee Farrah fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Staggy opens his eyes, looks around stupidly, and passes out again.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau holds his Source Of Power up in front of his face.
Ms Satin Anansi fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Aphaea says to Geryon Womblesworth in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Ay, I should remember I'm no witch.
[Empusa enters Discworld]
(Witches) Earwax wisps: They have no names!!!
Brother Betta BusinessBureau says a quick prayer.
Aphaea tastes the large black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Antiquated Kyr seems to relax significantly.
Witches got 5
(Witches) Earwax wisps: They're verses
Brother Betta BusinessBureau holds his Source Of Power up in front of his face.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: got 5
> (Witches) Frazyl wisps: If you have a Hedgehog verse
Witches got 6
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked drops the small blue flag with bolognas.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau says a quick prayer.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: got 6
> (Witches) Nashina wisps: Or if you stole my nicknames like you steal my ideas "t douchebag ME"
Earwax Pus tells you: I'm in
Kithe fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Kithe tastes the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
(Witches) Nashina wisps: I kid, I kid, QY :P
Antiquated Kyr softly asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Anyone got a spare shot glass?
(Witches) Earwax wisps: ???
Aphaea does a technicolour yawn.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Kithe trips over and falls on his face.
Literate Arcadia leaves west.
(Witches) Thistle wisps: we should have a scumble drinking contest. see who can drink more before passing out
(Witches) Nashina wisps: I'm kidding, Earwax :P
Ms Satin Anansi says to Antiquated Kyr in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: In the Pantrry.
(Witches) Xole wisps: Douchebag is not logged in.
Witches frazyl, nashina, arcadia, xole, adrewlawen, earwax
Tarzan points pantry.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked gets a shot glass of scumble from a polished country kitchen pantry.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: frazyl, nashina, arcadia, xole, adrewlawen, earwax
> Ablyss the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Kithe does a technicolour yawn.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked drinks the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Ryk the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
Ablyss the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
(Witches) Nashina wisps: the joke was that i'd nicknames qiuyan as douchebag :P
Witches anyone else?
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: anyone else?
> Aphaea burps.
Kithe fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Staggy snores contentedly.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Antiquated Kyr exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Aha!
Kithe drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
> Antiquated Kyr gets a shot glass of scumble from a polished country kitchen pantry.
(Witches) Ploosk wisps: It was pretty hilarious
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Antiquated Kyr drinks the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
wit ok show's live :)
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: ok show's live :)
>
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Competent Xole Xurvivor asks the audience to please be eeeeeextra quiet for the hedgehog song parts, so you can get all the verses :D
A fallow field [w].
Wee Farrah, Staggy, Competent Xole Xurvivor and Kithe are lying here, Brother Betta BusinessBureau, Nigella, Tarzan and Terrifying Ploosk Devours Sorrow are sitting here, Qute the giant fruitbat, Ryk the giant fruitbat, ToeJam the giant fruitbat and Ablyss the giant fruitbat are flapping sadly close to the ground here, Xuxu the giant fruitbat, Oobi the giant fruitbat, Wotchers! the giant fruitbat and Dwynwen the giant fruitbat are flying above the ground here, Sister Olive Cromwoll and Brother Brint are kneeling here, a sickly yellow cloud is floating in the air here and Aphaea, Wicked Pyreet, Ms Satin Anansi, Geryon Womblesworth, Antiquated Kyr, Apostrophe, Murse Nashina Nanananannanana, Thistle, Ramuh, Black Earwax Pus, Nasty Frazyl, Baka, Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked, Young Adrelawen, Nimble Trix, Nasty Gwyndrith and Unlucky Charlie are standing here.
Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater and a polished country kitchen pantry, a wooden rain barrel, many fluffy cloaks, three grotty old potato sacks, a chocolate sword, Qontainer, ten large black bottles, seven old leaky quills, many small pieces of cigarette paper, a closed cheap flimsy chapbook, Qarton, a long dark cloak, Qase and a small blue flag with bolognas are on the ground.
> Murse Nashina Nanananannanana sobs on Terrifying Ploosk Devours Sorrow's shoulder.
Brother Brint places his hands on Staggy who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Staggy abruptly keels over, unconscious.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked trips up.
Earwax Pus asks you: I'm fixing my song so I can use emote.  Can I go last, please?
Ablyss the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Literate Arcadia arrives from the west.
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
tell earwax you're last :)
Brother Brint places his hands on Staggy who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Staggy abruptly keels over, unconscious.
Sister Olive Cromwoll says in Morporkian with a desert Ephebian accent: Drunk or cold, hot or wet sent a tell you won't regret.
Warning!  You are currently set as away from keyboard.
You tell Earwax Pus: you're last :)
>
sb
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: SHE SAID SHUT UP, FOOLS
Hp: 2134(2134)  Gp: 329(329)  Xp: 3342400  Burden: 18%
> Murse Nashina Nanananannanana beams brightly.
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
Aphaea trips up.
Brother Brint places his hands on Staggy who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Staggy abruptly keels over, unconscious.
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Kithe trips over and falls on his face.
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
Competent Xole Xurvivor rolls around on the floor laughing.
:announces the start of the HEdgehog Song Competition
Brother Brint places his hands on Staggy who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Staggy abruptly keels over, unconscious.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces the start of the HEdgehog Song Competition
> Antiquated Kyr draws a deep breath.
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Terrifying Ploosk Devours Sorrow says: That's not going to happen with a lot of drunk mudders and a lot of fruitbats :/
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana grins at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
Staggy snores contentedly.
Antiquated Kyr wheezes.
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
Tarzan cheers enthusiastically.
Aphaea trips over and falls on her face.
Brother Brint places his hands on Staggy who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Staggy abruptly keels over, unconscious.
Sister Olive Cromwoll closes her eyes.
Nasty Gwyndrith gets a shot glass of scumble from a polished country kitchen pantry.
:announces: First Up: Frazyl!
Sister Olive Cromwoll utters a prayer.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces: First Up: Frazyl!
> Oobi the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Sister Olive Cromwoll places her hands on Staggy who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Staggy abruptly keels over, unconscious.
Staggy blinks his eyes blearily and picks himself up.
Nasty Gwyndrith drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Nasty Frazyl coughs.
Nasty Frazyl sings: You can seduce a dolphin with playful positions,
Nasty Frazyl sings: Enrapturing a unicorn is quite an operation,
Nasty Frazyl sings: Going with a phoenix ends in a fireball,
Nasty Frazyl sings: But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Nasty Frazyl says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: You can seduce a dolphin with playful positions,
The swirling cloud reminds you of someone called Misty.
Nasty Frazyl says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Enrapturing a unicorn is quite an operation,
Nasty Frazyl says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Going with a phoenix ends in a fireball,
> Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked hiccups.
Nasty Frazyl says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Nasty Frazyl bows gracefully.
Kithe does a technicolour yawn.
[Yukk leaves Discworld]
Nasty Frazyl acks.
Literate Arcadia applauds wholeheartedly.
Aphaea smiles at Nasty Frazyl.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana woos at Nasty Frazyl.
:claps for Frazyl!
Young Adrelawen cheers enthusiastically at Nasty Frazyl.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook claps for Frazyl!
> > Sister Olive Cromwoll closes her eyes.
Nasty Frazyl sips Lithe Scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Sister Olive Cromwoll utters a prayer.
Baka cheers enthusiastically at Nasty Frazyl.
Sister Olive Cromwoll places her hands on Kithe who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Nasty Frazyl says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: You can sheduce a dolphin with playful poshitionsh,
Nasty Gwyndrith fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Nasty Frazyl says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Enrrapturrin' a unicorrn ish quite an operration,
Nasty Frazyl says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Goin' with a phoenixsh endsh in a firreball,
Nasty Frazyl says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: But the hedgehog can neverr be buggerred at all.
[Cpu usage for period = 30.430075% Fault rate is 12]
[Machine lag is 0 seconds (average) 0 seconds (min) 2 seconds (max) 2 seconds (burst)]
Antiquated Kyr applauds Nasty Frazyl wholeheartedly.
Nasty Frazyl does a technicolour yawn.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau's Exgirlfriend peers at you pathetically with its glowing blue eyes.
An errant breeze blows the scent of pennyroyal from the polished country kitchen pantry.
[Zelick enters Discworld]
:announces: Next Up is Nashina!!
Nasty Gwyndrith drinks the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces: Next Up is Nashina!!
>
wit nash
Ryk the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Wee Farrah cheers madly at Nasty Frazyl.
[Khajja enters Discworld]
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: nash
> Kithe fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
sb
Nasty Frazyl trips over and falls on her face.
Hp: 2134(2134)  Gp: 329(329)  Xp: 3342520  Burden: 18%
>
ToeJam the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
(Witches) Nashina wisps: I got this
> [Reclaimed 40 objects (52016 bytes)]
Nasty Gwyndrith staggers around.
Black Earwax Pus cheers enthusiastically at Nasty Frazyl.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana loudly says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: Last minute writing's a fun thing to do
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana loudly says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: I'll admit in this case it is somewhat taboo
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana loudly says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: But I made an effort so be glad, you all
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana loudly says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: A hedgehog could never be buggered at all
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana frolics all around.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana loudly says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: I feel pretty proud of the witches who tried
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana loudly says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: Who bitched on the talker, who moaned and who cried
Wee Farrah drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana loudly says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: The effort put in was by no means quite small
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana loudly says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: It's not like a hedgehog would bother at all
[Veikos enters Discworld]
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana skips around happily.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana loudly says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: In my own defence I was busy 'til now
Ablyss the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana loudly says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: I had an exam then I got drunk somehow
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana loudly says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: But here I am singing here for you all
[Devore enters Discworld]
Sister Olive Cromwoll closes her eyes.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana loudly says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: Yet a hedgehog would never be buggered at all
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana bows witchily.
Sister Olive Cromwoll utters a prayer.
Sister Olive Cromwoll places her hands on Nasty Frazyl who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana bows
:claps for Nashina!
Aphaea cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook claps for Nashina!
> [Tleaf enters Discworld]
Ryk the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
Young Adrelawen cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Literate Arcadia cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Competent Xole Xurvivor claps her hands loudly!.
Nasty Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Wee Farrah staggers around.
:announces: Next Up is Arcadia!!
Nasty Gwyndrith staggers around.
Wee Farrah cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces: Next Up is Arcadia!!
> Baka cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Antiquated Kyr says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: What a beautiful singing voice.
Aphaea trips up.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
Wee Farrah fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
wit my! we're ending early! :O
Literate Arcadia says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: You'll get tail from a rabbit that's fluffy and soft, bush from a squirrel tail up in his loft, brush from the tail of an ox in his stall, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Wee Farrah hiccups.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana grins at Antiquated Kyr.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: my! we're ending early! :O
> Literate Arcadia says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: You might flank a flamingo, if pink is your thing, or quicken a quail and teach it to sing, or cuckold a cuckoo whose clock's on the wall, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Wicked Pyreet claps at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana wholeheartedly.
Literate Arcadia says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: You can hunt down a wumpus and give it a nail, or hunt up a snipe and put salt on its tail. You can pitch to a cricket, if you're on the ball, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Antiquated Kyr claps at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana enthusiastiacally.
Literate Arcadia says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: A wallaby's pouch is a pretty big hole
Thistle cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
:claps for Arcadia!
Thistle cheers enthusiastically at Literate Arcadia.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook claps for Arcadia!
>
Ablyss the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Literate Arcadia says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: WAIT
> Some of the sandflies around Wicked Pyreet break away and disperse.
Nasty Gwyndrith cheers enthusiastically at Literate Arcadia.
[Siimu enters Discworld]
:oopses
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook oopses
>
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[Aithne enters Discworld]
[Khajja leaves Discworld]
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> Literate Arcadia says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: A wallaby's pouch is a pretty big hole
Wee Farrah staggers around.
wit sorry arcadia :(
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: sorry arcadia :(
> Nasty Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Literate Arcadia.
Baka cheers enthusiastically at Literate Arcadia.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana woos at Literate Arcadia.
(Witches) Xole wisps: hahahahahahahaha
>
> Aphaea woos at Literate Arcadia.
> Xuxu the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Aphaea tastes the large black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Wee Farrah staggers around.
Nasty Frazyl encourages Literate Arcadia.
Tarzan laughs.
Literate Arcadia exclaims in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: A wallaby's pouch is a pretty big hole; an ocelot's den's a good place for a pole.  The pelican's throat can take quite a haul, but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Literate Arcadia bows.
Aphaea burps.
:claps for Arcadia!
Competent Xole Xurvivor cheers enthusiastically.
You could have sworn that Terrifying Ploosk Devours Sorrow's Aikiebear just whacked you with its staff!
Young Adrelawen cheers enthusiastically at Literate Arcadia.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook claps for Arcadia!
> Nasty Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Literate Arcadia.
Competent Xole Xurvivor woots
Literate Arcadia says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Sorry--alias couldn't handle the semicolon
Nasty Gwyndrith claps at Literate Arcadia wholeheartedly.
Thistle cheers enthusiastically at Literate Arcadia.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana goes WOOOOO-HOOOOO! at Literate Arcadia.
Antiquated Kyr cackles at Literate Arcadia.
Sister Olive Cromwoll seems to spend some time talking to herself while kneeling.
Wee Farrah woos at Literate Arcadia.
Aphaea says to Literate Arcadia in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: That wash....aweshome.
Qute the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
Oobi the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
Antiquated Kyr says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Filthy! Excellent! :)
:announces: Next Up is Xole!!
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces: Next Up is Xole!!
> Antiquated Kyr drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Wee Farrah sips the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
grins
What?
>
grin
(Witches) Nashina wisps: bitch I will cut you for showing me up
You grin.
> (Witches) Nashina wisps: jks :P
Wee Farrah fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: it's kinda long, so you buggers listen up!
Antiquated Kyr fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Wee Farrah trips over and falls on her face.
Competent Xole Xurvivor clears her throat and takes a sip of scumble...she shrugs and chugs the whole bottle instead! Then she begins to sing (more of a loud roar, really) in a leery, drunken stupor:
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: A frog gladly ribbits, when you gladly rib it,
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: A buffalo shan't resist if you madly tip it.
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Even a treant, macabre, and requiring a saw,
Black Earwax Pus cheers enthusiastically at Literate Arcadia.
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The spines on his back are too sharp for a man
[Irbe leaves Discworld]
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The result I think you'll find will appall:
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: With a leech--orally fixated little brat,
ToeJam the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: If you manage to trade some tit for that tat.
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: You'll feel dizzy and numb, and just a tad raw,
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat looks a bit peckish.
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: The spines on his back are so awful thick
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: You'll end up with naught but a painful prick.
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball,
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Competent Xole Xurvivor takes a deep breath, here comes the last verse!
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: With a tad of ginger, you can "doctor" an ox,
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Or fancy a rabbit, if you chase down its box.
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat gives Bat Sack to Nasty Gwyndrith.
Nasty Gwyndrith gets a cured Golden Disagreeable apple from Bat Sack between opening and closing it.
Nasty Gwyndrith offers to give Bat Sack to Dwynwen the giant fruitbat.
Nasty Gwyndrith gives Bat Sack to Dwynwen the giant fruitbat.
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: One may HRUUUGH! a hippo, should the mood befall,
Competent Xole Xurvivor loudly says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Nasty Gwyndrith says in Morporkian with an Ohulan accent: Lawks. I am a harmless old seller of apples, and skinny besides. Lawks. Pray take and eat one, dearie.
Competent Xole Xurvivor wheezes before collapsing in mighty drunken revelry. A stagehands quickly sweeps her off the stage. Taa daaa...?
Competent Xole Xurvivor bows
[Shimodo enters Discworld]
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana cheers enthusiastically at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
:claps for Xole
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook claps for Xole
>
[Estcerourt leaves Discworld]
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat gives Bat Sack to Nasty Gwyndrith.
Nasty Gwyndrith gets a cured Golden Disagreeable apple from Bat Sack between opening and closing it.
Nasty Gwyndrith offers to give Bat Sack to Dwynwen the giant fruitbat.
> Nasty Gwyndrith gives Bat Sack to Dwynwen the giant fruitbat.
Nasty Gwyndrith says in Morporkian with an Ohulan accent: Lawks. I am a feeble old seller of apples, and skinny besides. Lawks. Pray take and eat one, dearie.
Young Adrelawen cheers enthusiastically at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
Nasty Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
Wee Farrah staggers around.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau sweats.
Wee Farrah cheers madly at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
:announces: Our next Contestant is Adrelawen!
[Arc leaves Discworld]
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces: Our next Contestant is Adrelawen!
> Nasty Frazyl gets a cured rosy red apple from something.
Nasty Frazyl feeds the cured rosy red apple to Dwynwen the giant fruitbat.
Young Adrelawen says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Just one verse from me...
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the cured rosy red apple.
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat gives Bat Sack to Nasty Gwyndrith.
Young Adrelawen says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: The ecksian style is to stand on your head / With a wallaby, 'roo or a wombat instead / Should you try all together you're set for a fall / While the echidna can never be buggered at all
Nasty Frazyl feeds the cured rosy red apple to Dwynwen the giant fruitbat.
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the cured rosy red apple.
wit adre
Nasty Gwyndrith opens Bat Sack.
Nasty Gwyndrith puts the cured Golden Disagreeable apple in Bat Sack.
Nasty Gwyndrith closes Bat Sack.
Antiquated Kyr claps at Competent Xole Xurvivor wholeheartedly.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: adre
>
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> [Kaze enters Discworld]
Tarzan laughs.
wit woot :)
Nasty Gwyndrith opens Bat Sack.
Nasty Gwyndrith puts the cured Golden Disagreeable apple in Bat Sack.
Nasty Gwyndrith closes Bat Sack.
Nasty Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Young Adrelawen.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: woot :)
> Black Earwax Pus cheers enthusiastically at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
Antiquated Kyr drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
(Witches) Nashina wisps: I'm scared on behalf of these poor australian marsupials
Nasty Frazyl feeds the cured rosy red apple to Ablyss the giant fruitbat.
Ablyss the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the cured rosy red apple.
Aphaea looks confused. Echidnas are not hedgehogs.
Antiquated Kyr fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Nasty Frazyl feeds the cured rosy red apple to Ablyss the giant fruitbat.
Ablyss the giant fruitbat eagerly eats the cured rosy red apple.
:claps for Adrelawen!
Nasty Gwyndrith thanks Nasty Frazyl.
Literate Arcadia applauds Competent Xole Xurvivor wholeheartedly.
Young Adrelawen says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: I know, I cheated :-)
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook claps for Adrelawen!
> Black Earwax Pus cheers enthusiastically at Young Adrelawen.
Sister Olive Cromwoll recites a prayer.
Sister Olive Cromwoll calls upon Sek for protection.
Wee Farrah cheers enthusiastically at Dwynwen the giant fruitbat.
(Witches) Xole wisps: hahahaha
Aphaea grins at Young Adrelawen.
(Witches) Xole wisps: CHEAT
Qute the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Nasty Gwyndrith offers to give Bat Sack to Dwynwen the giant fruitbat.
Baka feeds the toffee apple to Dwynwen the giant fruitbat.
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the toffee apple.
:announces: Our FInal Contestant is Earwax!
Nasty Gwyndrith gives Bat Sack to Dwynwen the giant fruitbat.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces: Our FInal Contestant is Earwax!
> (Witches) Adrelawen wisps: Witches are all about the cheating :-)
Black Earwax Pus says in Morporkian with a D'reg accent: gimmie a second.
The fragrance of pennyroyal wafts from the polished country kitchen pantry.
Antiquated Kyr staggers around.
Nasty Gwyndrith puts the shot glass of scumble in the polished country kitchen pantry.
The layer of oil covering Brother Betta BusinessBureau's skin drips away.
Oobi the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
Young Adrelawen bows to Antiquated Kyr.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau's Exgirlfriend squirms.
Competent Xole Xurvivor fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Competent Xole Xurvivor drinks the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Black Earwax Pus says "This is a version that we're taught in Klatch.  Remember, Nanny's from the Ramtops, so she's not likely to teach you it."
Black Earwax Pus says, "Btw, a priesthole is a room in a wall used to hide priests.  Now get your mind out of the gutter.  My song's clean".
Black Earwax Pus sings, "To sleep with the fishes, as everyone knows,"
Antiquated Kyr says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Exshcellent shhowin' thish yearr on the shong! :)
Black Earwax Pus sings, "Can mean more than a line in Assassin-ish prose."
Black Earwax Pus sings, "For a cod in your codpiece is sure to enthrall,"
Black Earwax Pus sings, "but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all."
Black Earwax Pus sings, "A Warrior goes Ug! when poked with a rod,"
Black Earwax Pus sings, "Attached to a priest trying to make him see god."
Black Earwax Pus sings, "Thieves can find priestholes behind any wall,"
Brother Brint gets a shot glass of scumble from a polished country kitchen pantry.
Black Earwax Pus sings, "But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all."
Black Earwax Pus sings, "A Wizard's staff may have a knob on its end,"
Black Earwax Pus sings, "but that paltry object won't serve to defend"
Black Earwax Pus sings, "against a randy assault on his abdominal wall,"
Black Earwax Pus sings, "For a hedgehog can never be buggered at all."
Black Earwax Pus sings, "But bring in a well experience witch from Klatch,"
Black Earwax Pus sings, "Quicker in mind than the fastest thief's snatch."
Black Earwax Pus sings, "She'll vine those hedgehogs so e'en if they curl in a ball,"
Black Earwax Pus sings, "Armed with a broomstick, she'll bugger them all!"
[Pipien enters Discworld]
Brother Brint fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Brother Brint drinks the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax Pus.
[PsEIyA enters Discworld]
Brother Brint drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Nasty Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax Pus.
[CikxSikxSix leaves Discworld]
Brother Brint fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Brother Brint drinks the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Young Adrelawen cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax Pus.
Sister Olive Cromwoll recites a prayer.
Nasty Gwyndrith cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax Pus.
Brother Brint drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Wee Farrah applauds Black Earwax Pus wholeheartedly.
[Animosity enters Discworld]
Sister Olive Cromwoll calls upon Sek for protection.
Wee Farrah sips the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
:claps for Earwax
Brother Brint fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Literate Arcadia cheers enthusiastically.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana gets an old leaky quill from a fallow field.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook claps for Earwax
> Brother Brint drinks the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Young Adrelawen gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Brother Brint drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Brother Brint trips over and falls on his face.
Aphaea congratulates Black Earwax Pus.
Wicked Pyreet applauds Black Earwax Pus wholeheartedly.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau gets a carved ivory fountain pen from a pocket in a large backpack.
The sickly yellow cloud swirls and swirls and swirls some more.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau puts down Source Of Power from his left hand.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau holds a carved ivory fountain pen in his left hand.
Competent Xole Xurvivor gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Wee Farrah fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Young Adrelawen starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
Baka cheers enthusiastically at Black Earwax Pus.
Brother Brint fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Thistle claps at Black Earwax Pus wholeheartedly.
Antiquated Kyr cheers at Earwax Pus
Competent Xole Xurvivor starts writing on the piece of white wrapping paper with the old leaky quill.
Black Earwax Pus dances the disco duck.
Brother Brint drinks the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Nimble Trix gets a small neat quill from a pocket in a durable sleek black leather backpack.
Nimble Trix holds a small neat quill in her left hand.
Wee Farrah gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Literate Arcadia gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana holds an old leaky quill in her left hand.
Nimble Trix gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
Antiquated Kyr drinks the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the carved ivory fountain pen.
Young Adrelawen finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Wee Farrah starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the quill.
Brother Brint belches.
Wicked Pyreet gets an old leaky quill and a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Aphaea gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Sister Olive Cromwoll closes her eyes.
Wicked Pyreet puts down an ochre broomstick from her left hand and right hand.
Wicked Pyreet holds an old leaky quill in her left hand.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Literate Arcadia starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the quill.
Antiquated Kyr fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Wee Farrah burps.
Sister Olive Cromwoll utters a prayer.
Competent Xole Xurvivor doesn't write anything after all.
Tarzan starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the seagull feather quill.
Wee Farrah finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Wicked Pyreet starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
Sister Olive Cromwoll places her hands on Brother Brint who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Baka gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Wicked Pyreet finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Ryk the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
Wee Farrah puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
You could have sworn that Terrifying Ploosk Devours Sorrow's Aikiebear just adjusted its robes!
Antiquated Kyr exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: They werre all rreally good!
Nimble Trix scribbles something on the small piece of cigarette paper.
Baka starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
Aphaea starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the elegant black fountain pen.
Ms Satin Anansi drinks the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Tarzan finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Young Adrelawen puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Wicked Pyreet puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Wee Farrah opens a pocket in the black backpack.
Wee Farrah puts the quill in a pocket in the black backpack.
Wee Farrah closes a pocket in the black backpack.
Wicked Pyreet drops one of the old leaky quills.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Wee Farrah sips the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Aphaea finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Nimble Trix reads the small piece of cigarette paper.
Aphaea puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Brother Brint drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Wee Farrah fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Antiquated Kyr gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Tarzan puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Antiquated Kyr gets an old leaky quill from a fallow field.
Antiquated Kyr puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand.
Antiquated Kyr holds an old leaky quill in her left hand.
Antiquated Kyr starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
Competent Xole Xurvivor starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau sweats.
Brother Brint reads the shot glass.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the quill.
Baka finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
You notice several raindrops falling from the sickly yellow cloud.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Ack, wrong language.
Brother Brint drops the shot glass.
Antiquated Kyr finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Young Adrelawen drops one of the old leaky quills.
:announces the start of Voting for Frazyl with an obsession for creatures magical, Nashina with  a thing for her fellow Witches, Arcadia with Marsupial-love, Xole with her Sucking leeches, Adrelawen with more marsupial love and Earwax loving all the Guilds!
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces the start of Voting for Frazyl with an obsession for creatures magical, Nashina with  a thing for her fellow Witches, Arcadia with Marsupial-love, Xole with her Sucking leeches, Adrelawen with more marsupial love and Earwax loving all the Guilds!
> Antiquated Kyr puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Baka reads the small piece of cigarette paper.
Antiquated Kyr drops one of the old leaky quills.
:announces the start of Voting for Frazyl with an obsession for creatures magical, Nashina with  a thing for her fellow Witches, Arcadia with Marsupial-love, Xole with her Sucking leeches, Adrelawen with more marsupial love and Earwax loving all the Guilds!
Wee Farrah trips over and falls on her face.
Sister Olive Cromwoll says a quick prayer.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces the start of Voting for Frazyl with an obsession for creatures magical, Nashina with  a thing for her fellow Witches, Arcadia with Marsupial-love, Xole with her Sucking leeches, Adrelawen with more marsupial love and Earwax loving all the Guilds!
> Qute the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
Competent Xole Xurvivor finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Sister Olive Cromwoll gets down on her knees and looks pious.
g
ToeJam the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Oh,  right language.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana says to Brother Betta BusinessBureau in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: FAAAAAAAAAIL
Baka puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau wipes his brow and goes: PHEW!
Sister Olive Cromwoll stands up, lifting her hands in the air.
A brief flame envelops Brother Betta BusinessBureau, drying him instantly.
A fallow field [w].
Aphaea, Wee Farrah, Staggy, Competent Xole Xurvivor, Nasty Frazyl, Kithe and Brother Brint are lying here, Brother Betta BusinessBureau, Nigella, Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked, Tarzan and Terrifying Ploosk Devours Sorrow are sitting here, Qute the giant fruitbat, Ryk the giant fruitbat, ToeJam the giant fruitbat and Ablyss the giant fruitbat are flapping sadly close to the ground here, Xuxu the giant fruitbat, Oobi the giant fruitbat, Wotchers! the giant fruitbat and Dwynwen the giant fruitbat are flying above the ground here, Sister Olive Cromwoll is kneeling here, a sickly yellow cloud is floating in the air here and Literate Arcadia, Wicked Pyreet, Ms Satin Anansi, Geryon Womblesworth, Antiquated Kyr, Apostrophe, Murse Nashina Nanananannanana, Thistle, Ramuh, Black Earwax Pus, Baka, Young Adrelawen, Nimble Trix, Nasty Gwyndrith and Unlucky Charlie are standing here.
Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater and a polished country kitchen pantry, a wooden rain barrel, many fluffy cloaks, three grotty old potato sacks, a chocolate sword, Qontainer, ten large black bottles, seven old leaky quills, many small pieces of cigarette paper, a closed cheap flimsy chapbook, Qarton, a long dark cloak, Qase, a small blue flag with bolognas and a shot glass are on the ground.
> Literate Arcadia finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Competent Xole Xurvivor puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Literate Arcadia puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
:invites everyone to put their votes into Qase
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook invites everyone to put their votes into Qase
> (Witches) Nashina wisps: "a thing for her fellow witches" I like it :P
Nimble Trix reads the small piece of cigarette paper.
Nimble Trix puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
:invites everyone to put their votes into Qase
Nimble Trix puts the small neat quill in a pocket in the durable sleek black leather backpack.
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook invites everyone to put their votes into Qase
> Young Adrelawen says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Thanks to everyone for organising papers and writing equipment :-)
(Witches) Xole wisps: hehehehe
(Witches) Arcadia wisps: It was wonderful.
(Witches) Nashina wisps that she starts up the pr0n music
Staggy looks around for a place to hide, moves towards it, but trips and ends up looking silly.
(Witches) Xole wisps: really awesome last event I thought
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat stares at you anxiously.
Xuxu the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
(Witches) Adrelawen wisps that she leers
Brother Brint stands up.
Brother Brint seems to spend some time talking to himself while kneeling.
[Thrakkozz enters Discworld]
Antiquated Kyr gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
[Makaira enters Discworld]
(Witches) Thistle wisps: can i vote for two people lol
Antiquated Kyr gets an old leaky quill from a fallow field.
Nasty Frazyl starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the green glass stylus.
Antiquated Kyr holds an old leaky quill in her left hand.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
(Witches) Xole wisps: BOW chicka BOW WOW
:thanks the Vulgar Unicorn in DJB for Sponsorship
Antiquated Kyr starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook thanks the Vulgar Unicorn in DJB for Sponsorship
> Baka feeds the toffee apple to Wotchers! the giant fruitbat.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat eagerly eats the toffee apple.
Sister Olive Cromwoll seems to spend some time talking to herself while kneeling.
Nasty Frazyl finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Antiquated Kyr finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Antiquated Kyr puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
(Witches) Arcadia wisps: Leering at anyone in particular, or just generalized leering?
Nasty Frazyl reads the small piece of cigarette paper.
Antiquated Kyr drops one of the old leaky quills.
Thistle gets a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Nasty Frazyl puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
The afternoon sun disappears behind a cloud.
(Witches) Adrelawen wisps: It seemed appropriate...
Thistle scribbles something on the small piece of cigarette paper.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat stares at you anxiously.
Wee Farrah trips up.
Thistle puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
Nasty Frazyl gets a cured rosy red apple from something.
Nasty Frazyl feeds the cured rosy red apple to Wotchers! the giant fruitbat.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the cured rosy red apple.
Wee Farrah sips the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat drops the wooden crate.
Thistle gets a mostly rotten Gammer Smith apple from a wooden crate.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat lands for a second, and wraps his iridescent wings around the wooden crate.
Nasty Frazyl feeds the cured rosy red apple to Wotchers! the giant fruitbat.
Thistle feeds the mostly rotten Gammer Smith apple to Wotchers! the giant fruitbat.
Thistle feeds the mostly rotten Gammer Smith apple to Wotchers! the giant fruitbat.
A muddy little girl arrives from the west.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the cured rosy red apple.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the mostly rotten Gammer Smith apple.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the mostly rotten Gammer Smith apple.
Wee Farrah fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Nasty Frazyl feeds the cured rosy red apple to Wotchers! the giant fruitbat.
Thistle feeds the mostly rotten Gammer Smith apple to Wotchers! the giant fruitbat.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the cured rosy red apple.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat eagerly eats the mostly rotten Gammer Smith apple.
Sister Olive Cromwoll closes her eyes.
Antiquated Kyr drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Nasty Frazyl feeds the cured rosy red apple to Wotchers! the giant fruitbat.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat eagerly eats the cured rosy red apple.
Sister Olive Cromwoll utters a prayer.
:thanks individual Sponsors: MOthergoose, Ramuh, Adyton, Ieni, Xincrii, Haug, Asaram, Wys, Kate, Holister, Medea, Mumpfi Frazyl and Caya!
Antiquated Kyr fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook thanks individual Sponsors: MOthergoose, Ramuh, Adyton, Ieni, Xincrii, Haug, Asaram, Wys, Kate, Holister, Medea, Mumpfi Frazyl and Caya!
> Sister Olive Cromwoll places her hands on Wee Farrah who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
[Ranikia enters Discworld -- Witch]
Ranikia enters the game.
Competent Xole Xurvivor mutters about how her internet is on the fritz again. A cadre of roleplaying police suddenly ambush her and drag her away!
A gentle aroma of pennyroyal wafts over from the polished country kitchen pantry.
A homely youth arrives from the west.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau holds his Source Of Power up in front of his face.
[Damaar leaves Discworld]
Brother Betta BusinessBureau says a quick prayer.
[Baralai enters Discworld]
Brother Betta BusinessBureau holds his Source Of Power up in front of his face.
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
Qute the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau says a quick prayer.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau's Exgirlfriend peers at you pathetically with its glowing blue eyes.
The air around Brother Betta BusinessBureau grows thick and greasy.
:announces that Voting will be over in 1 min!
Brother Betta BusinessBureau seems to spend some time talking to himself while kneeling.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces that Voting will be over in 1 min!
>
> Xuxu the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
sb
(Witches) Earwax wisps: Can I vote for myself? ;)
Hp: 2134(2134)  Gp: 329(329)  Xp: 3343489  Burden: 18%
> Wee Farrah sips the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Xole Xurvivor asks you: wait what are we voting for?
Oobi the giant fruitbat looks a bit peckish.
Wee Farrah fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
(Witches) Thistle wisps: no
Wee Farrah sips the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
wit of course, but 2 votes no
Wee Farrah fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
[Madcowdzeez leaves Discworld]
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: of course, but 2 votes no
> Antiquated Kyr thanks Wys, too. There are too many 'k's in the world. ;D
Baka feeds the toffee apple to Oobi the giant fruitbat.
Oobi the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the toffee apple.
(Witches) Thistle wisps: not fair to vote if you participated
Antiquated Kyr hiccups.
The muddy little girl leaves west.
Xuxu the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: Yep, that's what Ithought
:reminds everyone that they will vote one of these: Frazyl with an obsession for creatures magical, Nashina with  a thing for her fellow Witches, Arcadia with Marsupial-love, Xole with her Sucking leeches, Adrelawen with more marsupial love and Earwax loving all the Guilds!

Witches oh i'm laggy!








Wotchers! the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
Apostrophe gets an old leaky quill and a small piece of cigarette paper from a fallow field.
Wee Farrah trips over and falls on her face.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau disagrees with Antiquated Kyr.
Apostrophe holds an old leaky quill in his left hand.
Oobi the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
Black Earwax Pus puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand.
Black Earwax Pus holds Psoriasis in her left hand.
Black Earwax Pus holds Tinea Pedis in her right hand.
(Witches) Thistle wisps: mainly because i didn't vote for myself
The homely youth leaves west.
(Witches) Xole wisps: not kidding, I've just voted myself for everything cuz I just wanna win
Apostrophe starts writing on the small piece of cigarette paper with the old leaky quill.
(Witches) Adrelawen wisps: Ooops, I'd been voting but not for myself...
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook reminds everyone that they will vote one of these: Frazyl with an obsession for creatures magical, Nashina with  a thing for her fellow Witches, Arcadia with Marsupial-love, Xole with her Sucking leeches, Adrelawen with more marsupial love and Earwax loving all the Guilds!
> Black Earwax Pus puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand.
Black Earwax Pus holds Psoriasis in her left hand.
Black Earwax Pus holds Tinea Pedis in her right hand.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi arrives from the west.
(Witches) Xole wisps: shameless? YES?
Apostrophe finishes writing on a small piece of cigarette paper.
Black Earwax Pus puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand.
Black Earwax Pus holds Psoriasis in her left hand.
Black Earwax Pus holds Tinea Pedis in her right hand.
Brother Brint gets a small block of holy incense from a pocket in a black backpack.
sb
(Witches) Frazyl wisps: Oh no only Xole voted for herself, she'll win!
Brother Brint says a prayer over Sister Olive Cromwoll.
Apostrophe puts the small piece of cigarette paper in Qase.
Wee Farrah looks ill, then falls over and lies there with a blank look on her face.
The incense being held by Brother Brint bursts into flames briefly before burning out, leaving Sister Olive Cromwoll surrounded by a thick cloud of blue-grey smoke.
(Witches) Nashina wisps: I didn't vote for myself but mainly because I don't care :P
Apostrophe drops one of the old leaky quills.
Brother Brint blesses Sister Olive Cromwoll in the name of Pishe.
Brother Brint gets a small block of holy incense from a pocket in a black backpack.
(Witches) Xole wisps that she takes advantage of other people's niceness
:invites everyone to place Votes in Qase
[Caldron leaves Discworld]
[Caldron enters Discworld]
Antiquated Kyr quirks one eyebrow at Brother Betta BusinessBureau.

Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
Ryk the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Brother Brint places his hands on Wee Farrah who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Wee Farrah blinks her eyes blearily and picks herself up.
> > > You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: oh i'm laggy!
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hp: 2134(2134)  Gp: 329(329)  Xp: 3343612  Burden: 18%
> Queued command: :invites everyone to place Votes in Qase
> > > > > You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook invites everyone to place Votes in Qase
(Witches) Earwax wisps: Anyway, your stuff was good Xole!
> Black Earwax Pus puts down a broomstick from her left hand and right hand.
Black Earwax Pus holds Psoriasis in her left hand.
Black Earwax Pus holds Tinea Pedis in her right hand.
sb
Brother Brint says a prayer over himself.
Hp: 2134(2134)  Gp: 329(329)  Xp: 3343624  Burden: 18%
> > The incense being held by Brother Brint bursts into flames briefly before burning out, leaving himself surrounded by a thick cloud of blue-grey smoke.
A homely youth arrives from the west.
(Witches) Arcadia wisps: Maybe the voting-for-self thing should be addressed BEFORE the voting next time.
(Witches) Farrah wisps: I didn't vote for myself either.
sb
Brother Brint blesses himself in the name of Pishe.
Hp: 2134(2134)  Gp: 329(329)  Xp: 3343633  Burden: 18%
> The homely youth pulls his hand through his hair.
Black Earwax Pus puts the quill in a pocket in the large backpack.
(Witches) Thistle wisps: everyone's stuff was good
Ploosk has reconnected.
You could have sworn that Terrifying Ploosk Devours Sorrow's Aikiebear just started snoring!
(Witches) Farrah wisps that she glares at Xole.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: I tried asking several times :)
(Witches) Xole wisps: but if Qiu wants to disqualify all the self votes that's cool since I really did vote for myself for everything even though I liked Arcadia's trick better
(Witches) Adrelawen wisps that she nodnods
wit i don't see a prob with voting for yourself
The layer of oil covering Brother Betta BusinessBureau's skin drips away.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: i don't see a prob with voting for yourself
>
sb
Oobi the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
Hp: 2134(2134)  Gp: 329(329)  Xp: 3343666  Burden: 18%
> (Witches) Xole wisps: and prolly would have voted for someone else's wossname, song
:announces Voting is Over!
The homely youth glances at some passing teens.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces Voting is Over!
> Ryk the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
The homely youth pulls his hand through his hair.
(Witches) Frazyl wisps: Shouldn't be a problem really.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
Aphaea sheathes the elegant black fountain pen in the ivory penholder.
The homely youth leaves west.
(Witches) Thistle wisps: now i feel stupid for not voting for myself
(Witches) Xole wisps: but hey, if I don't win, then I'll feel EXTRA sad :D
Baka puts down an old leaky quill.
Geryon Womblesworth sits down.
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Baka holds a black rowan staff in his left hand and right hand.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: Nuts!!! now she tells me.  Ok, Qi, I want to put in a vote for myself for the last category!
Baka drops one of the old leaky quills.
(Witches) Thistle wisps that she (
:encourages everyone to drink up all the Scumble Now, because Next Up is Prize Presentation! Knowck Yourselves OUt!
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook encourages everyone to drink up all the Scumble Now, because Next Up is Prize Presentation! Knowck Yourselves OUt!
>
take qase
You get Qase from the fallow field.
> [Zirallan leaves Discworld]
:goes to vote
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook goes to vote
>
:goes to COunt votess
Competent Xole Xurvivor fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook goes to COunt votess
>
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Wee Farrah sips the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Qute the giant fruitbat follows you in.
You are on a path leading from Lancre Village, over some heather towards one of the fields surrounding the village.  This particular field seems have been left fallow this year and is growing a respectable crop of clover and various wild grasses.  The gorge is just behind the field to the east.
It is a very cold secundus spring's afternoon with almost no wind and some puffy clouds.
There are two obvious exits: west and east.
A homely youth and a spring chicken are standing here.
>
w
[Leyan leaves Discworld]
[Noni leaves Discworld]
Qute the giant fruitbat follows you in.
A well trodden part of town, with folks heading in all directions.  A path leads south to a popular spot in town, and beyond that, the Castle looms high above.  To the east, another path leads out of the village towards one of the town's three fields and the sheer drop that forms part of the Kingdom's borders.  If Lancre Town was actually ever really busy, this would be an ideal place for some quality paving.  But it's not.  So it isn't.
It is a very cold secundus spring's afternoon with almost no wind and some puffy clouds.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, east, west and northwest.
Fourteen small pieces of cigarette paper are on the ground.
>
bury all
You bury fourteen small pieces of cigarette paper deep within the earth.
> > A homely youth arrives from the east.
[Mai enters Discworld]
[Briar enters Discworld]
[Acantha enters Discworld]
(Witches) Earwax wisps: I didn't put one in...
A hardy local arrives from the south.
Witches gimme then
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: gimme then
>
e
A muddy little girl moves north into the southern part of Lancre Town square.
Qute the giant fruitbat follows you in.
You are on a path leading from Lancre Village, over some heather towards one of the fields surrounding the village.  This particular field seems have been left fallow this year and is growing a respectable crop of clover and various wild grasses.  The gorge is just behind the field to the east.
It is a very cold secundus spring's afternoon with almost no wind and some puffy clouds.
There are two obvious exits: west and east.
A spring chicken is standing here.
>
e
Qute the giant fruitbat follows you in.
A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has been left fallow this year.  It is filled with wild grasses and clover.  The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field.  The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge.
There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground.
This place has seen some use of magic.
It is a very cold secundus spring's afternoon with almost no wind and some puffy clouds.
There is one obvious exit: west.
Aphaea, Wee Farrah, Staggy, Competent Xole Xurvivor, Nasty Frazyl and Kithe are lying here, Geryon Womblesworth, Nigella, Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked, Tarzan and Terrifying Ploosk Devours Sorrow are sitting here, Ryk the giant fruitbat, ToeJam the giant fruitbat and Ablyss the giant fruitbat are flapping sadly close to the ground here, Xuxu the giant fruitbat, Oobi the giant fruitbat, Wotchers! the giant fruitbat and Dwynwen the giant fruitbat are flying above the ground here, Brother Betta BusinessBureau, Sister Olive Cromwoll and Brother Brint are kneeling here, a sickly yellow cloud is floating in the air here and Blessed Eloise Hirashi, Ranikia, Literate Arcadia, Wicked Pyreet, Ms Satin Anansi, Antiquated Kyr, Apostrophe, Murse Nashina Nanananannanana, Thistle, Ramuh, Black Earwax Pus, Baka, Young Adrelawen, Nasty Gwyndrith and Unlucky Charlie are standing here.
Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater and a polished country kitchen pantry, a wooden rain barrel, many fluffy cloaks, three grotty old potato sacks, a chocolate sword, Qontainer, eight large black bottles, nine old leaky quills, many small pieces of cigarette paper, a closed cheap flimsy chapbook, Qarton, a long dark cloak and a small blue flag with bolognas are on the ground.
> Kithe opens the large black bottle.
Aphaea thanks Brother Brint.
Literate Arcadia drinks the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: No no, I was kidding
Ranikia removes the blackened canteen.
Kithe drinks the large black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Literate Arcadia hiccups.
(Witches) Nashina wisps: so much corruption!
Literate Arcadia fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Competent Xole Xurvivor hiccups.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: Sorry, go count
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Qute the giant fruitbat follows you in.
You are on a path leading from Lancre Village, over some heather towards one of the fields surrounding the village.  This particular field seems have been left fallow this year and is growing a respectable crop of clover and various wild grasses.  The gorge is just behind the field to the east.
It is a very cold secundus spring's afternoon with almost no wind and some puffy clouds.
There are two obvious exits: west and east.
A spring chicken is standing here.
>
w
Qute the giant fruitbat follows you in.
A well trodden part of town, with folks heading in all directions.  A path leads south to a popular spot in town, and beyond that, the Castle looms high above.  To the east, another path leads out of the village towards one of the town's three fields and the sheer drop that forms part of the Kingdom's borders.  If Lancre Town was actually ever really busy, this would be an ideal place for some quality paving.  But it's not.  So it isn't.
It is a very cold secundus spring's afternoon with almost no wind and some puffy clouds.
There are five obvious exits: north, south, east, west and northwest.
A hardy local and a homely youth are standing here.
>
wit lol

In the southwest part of Lancre Town square, a homely youth enters the general store.
The afternoon sun peeks out from behind a cloud.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: lol
> > > A lanky rustic moves into Lancre Town square from the west.
[Cpu usage for period = 32.383556% Fault rate is 224]
[Machine lag is 0 seconds (average) 0 seconds (min) 5 seconds (max) 4 seconds (burst)]
In the southwestern end of Lancre Town square, the lanky rustic asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: It's busy round 'ere, innit?
l qase
This is a dull, rather functional, brown hessian sack.
Qase is a hessian sack.
It has the hazy octarine sparkle of a magical talisman.
It is in excellent condition.
Qase is about one-quarter full with seventeen small pieces of cigarette paper.
It is open.
> In the southwest part of Lancre Town square, a homely youth comes out of the general store.
[Staggy leaves Discworld]
In the southwestern end of Lancre Town square, the lanky rustic asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: It's busy round 'ere, innit?
Qute the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Burberry Carpetsmith moves east and leaves Lancre Town square.
In the southwestern end of Lancre Town square, the lanky rustic asks in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: It's busy round 'ere, innit?
take all from qase
r papers
drop papers
You get seventeen small pieces of cigarette paper from Qase.
> You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy, splotchy dark blue ink in Morporkian:
Arcadia
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy, splotchy dark blue ink in Morporkian:
Arelanwen
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in rose gold ink in Morporkian:
Arcadia - Best Hedgehog song
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in sepia ink in Morporkian:
Arcadia!
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy, splotchy dark blue ink in Morporkian:
Arcadia
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in ink in Morporkian:
Arcadia
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in ink in Morporkian:
Earwax
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in subtly green-tinted indentations in Morporkian:
Earwax
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy, splotchy dark blue ink in Morporkian:
Arcadia
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in ink in Morporkian:
Xole
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy black ink handwriting in Morporkian:
Arcadia
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy, splotchy dark blue ink in Morporkian:
Xole, I just wannna win, PLEASE!
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy, splotchy dark blue ink in Morporkian:
Arcadia

You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy, splotchy dark blue ink in Djelian:
Large flail
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in fussy green ink in Morporkian:
arcadia
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy crimson ink italics in Morporkian:
earwax "Lovin all the guilds"
You read the small piece of cigarette paper:
Written in messy, splotchy dark blue ink in Morporkian:
Nashina

> Queued command: drop papers
> The hardy local leaves north.
The homely youth leaves south.
You drop seventeen small pieces of cigarette paper.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: I meant I didn't put in a vote for myself for the HH song.
A homely youth moves northeast into the southern part of Lancre Town square.
Witches just... tell me then :P
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: just... tell me then :P
> (Witches) Thistle wisps: time for my scumble suicide
[Cleaning 2069 idle rooms]
Witches oh that again, lol
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: oh that again, lol
> (Witches) Earwax wisps: This is getting out of hand.  Ignore me! :)
Birds fly overhead in a flock sneezing gently.
[Acijan enters Discworld]
Witches yes jokes don't go down too well with my brain now :P
In the southwest part of Lancre Town square, a lanky rustic enters the general store.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: yes jokes don't go down too well with my brain now :P
> A muddy little boy moves south into the southwest corner of Lancre Town square.
A homely youth moves northwest into the southwest corner of Lancre Town square.
A homely youth arrives from the north.
A hardy local arrives from the north.
In the southwest part of Lancre Town square, a lanky rustic comes out of the general store.
Burberry Carpetsmith moves into Lancre Town square from the east.
The homely youth leaves northwest.
A muddy little boy moves southwest and leaves Lancre Town square.
A homely youth moves north into the southwestern end of Lancre Town square.
bury all
You bury seventeen small pieces of cigarette paper deep within the earth.
>
e
Qute the giant fruitbat follows you in.
You are on a path leading from Lancre Village, over some heather towards one of the fields surrounding the village.  This particular field seems have been left fallow this year and is growing a respectable crop of clover and various wild grasses.  The gorge is just behind the field to the east.
It is a very cold secundus spring's afternoon with almost no wind and many puffy clouds.
There are two obvious exits: west and east.
A spring chicken is standing here.
>
e
A muddy little girl moves south into the southern part of Lancre Town square.
Kithe arrives from the east.
Qute the giant fruitbat follows you in.
A lonely-looking scarecrow stands in the middle of a field that has been left fallow this year.  It is filled with wild grasses and clover.  The grasses are probably wild because of the crop circle in the middle of the field.  The south end of the field disappears into Lancre Gorge.
There is an Old Mother Dismass shaped crater in the ground.
This place has seen some use of magic.
It is a very cold secundus spring's afternoon with almost no wind and many puffy clouds.
There is one obvious exit: west.
Ranikia, Aphaea, Wee Farrah, Brother Betta BusinessBureau, Antiquated Kyr, Competent Xole Xurvivor, Thistle and Nasty Frazyl are lying here, Geryon Womblesworth, Nigella, Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked and Tarzan are sitting here, Ryk the giant fruitbat, ToeJam the giant fruitbat and Ablyss the giant fruitbat are flapping sadly close to the ground here, Wotchers! the giant fruitbat, Xuxu the giant fruitbat, Oobi the giant fruitbat and Dwynwen the giant fruitbat are flying above the ground here, Sister Olive Cromwoll and Brother Brint are kneeling here, a sickly yellow cloud is floating in the air here and Blessed Eloise Hirashi, Literate Arcadia, Wicked Pyreet, Ms Satin Anansi, Apostrophe, Murse Nashina Nanananannanana, Ramuh, Black Earwax Pus, Baka, Young Adrelawen, Nasty Gwyndrith and Unlucky Charlie are standing here.
Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater and a polished country kitchen pantry, a wooden rain barrel, many fluffy cloaks, three grotty old potato sacks, a chocolate sword, Qontainer, eight large black bottles, nine old leaky quills, many small pieces of cigarette paper, a closed cheap flimsy chapbook, Qarton, a long dark cloak and a small blue flag with bolognas are on the ground.
> Kithe arrives from the west.
drop qase
Baka pets Qute the giant fruitbat, Wotchers! the giant fruitbat, Xuxu the giant fruitbat, Ryk the giant fruitbat, Oobi the giant fruitbat, ToeJam the giant fruitbat, Ablyss the giant fruitbat and Dwynwen the giant fruitbat.
Literate Arcadia drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Ranikia snores contentedly.
Kithe stumbles off towards the west.
Wicked Pyreet finishes learning some skills from Geryon Womblesworth.
You drop Qase.
> Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked staggers around.
g
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat hops into Baka's arms.
Ablyss the giant fruitbat snuffles Baka.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat hops into Baka's arms.
Oobi the giant fruitbat hops into Baka's arms.
Ryk the giant fruitbat hops into Baka's arms.
Xuxu the giant fruitbat snuffles Baka.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat snuffles Baka.
Qute the giant fruitbat gazes lovingly at Baka.
Antiquated Kyr is impressed
Kithe arrives from the west.
Wee Farrah sips the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
A fallow field [w].
Ranikia, Aphaea, Wee Farrah, Brother Betta BusinessBureau, Antiquated Kyr, Competent Xole Xurvivor, Thistle and Nasty Frazyl are lying here, Geryon Womblesworth, Nigella, Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked and Tarzan are sitting here, Qute the giant fruitbat, Ryk the giant fruitbat, ToeJam the giant fruitbat and Ablyss the giant fruitbat are flapping sadly close to the ground here, Wotchers! the giant fruitbat, Xuxu the giant fruitbat, Oobi the giant fruitbat and Dwynwen the giant fruitbat are flying above the ground here, Sister Olive Cromwoll and Brother Brint are kneeling here, a sickly yellow cloud is floating in the air here and Kithe, Blessed Eloise Hirashi, Literate Arcadia, Wicked Pyreet, Ms Satin Anansi, Apostrophe, Murse Nashina Nanananannanana, Ramuh, Black Earwax Pus, Baka, Young Adrelawen, Nasty Gwyndrith and Unlucky Charlie are standing here.
Old Mother Dismass' crystal ball is wedged into the bottom of a crater and a polished country kitchen pantry, a wooden rain barrel, many fluffy cloaks, three grotty old potato sacks, a chocolate sword, Qontainer, eight large black bottles, nine old leaky quills, many small pieces of cigarette paper, a closed cheap flimsy chapbook, Qarton, a long dark cloak, a small blue flag with bolognas and Qase are on the ground.
> Literate Arcadia fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Wee Farrah fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Sister Olive Cromwoll closes her eyes.
Nasty Frazyl puts Lithe Scumble in a pocket in the utility belt.
Sister Olive Cromwoll utters a prayer.
The sickly yellow cloud swirls and swirls and swirls some more.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked grins.
Thistle opens her eyes, looks around stupidly, and passes out again.
Literate Arcadia raises her glass and toasts you.
Sister Olive Cromwoll places her hands on Kithe who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Kithe abruptly keels over, unconscious.
Antiquated Kyr pets Qute the giant fruitbat, Wotchers! the giant fruitbat, Xuxu the giant fruitbat, Ryk the giant fruitbat, Oobi the giant fruitbat, ToeJam the giant fruitbat, Ablyss the giant fruitbat and Dwynwen the giant fruitbat.
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat hops into Antiquated Kyr's arms.
Ablyss the giant fruitbat gazes lovingly at Antiquated Kyr.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat gazes lovingly at Antiquated Kyr.
Oobi the giant fruitbat hops into Antiquated Kyr's arms.
Ryk the giant fruitbat gazes lovingly at Antiquated Kyr.
Xuxu the giant fruitbat gazes lovingly at Antiquated Kyr.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat hops into Antiquated Kyr's arms.
Qute the giant fruitbat snuffles Antiquated Kyr.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: Dayum girl
Antiquated Kyr bounces around.
Wicked Pyreet smiles at Geryon Womblesworth.
Ranikia blinks her eyes blearily and picks herself up.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi tastes the large black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked trips up.
Literate Arcadia hiccups.
Literate Arcadia drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked giggles.
Young Adrelawen asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Can shomeone rrevive me forr the prreshentationsh if I've gone out, pleashe?
[Anton enters Discworld -- wizzzard]
Thistle blinks her eyes blearily and picks herself up.
Nasty Frazyl murmurs quietly to the large round stone.
Nasty Frazyl twirls the large round stone on her finger.
(Witches) Thistle wisps: how many did i manage to drink before d/c'ing?
Nasty Frazyl murmurs quietly to the large round stone.
Nasty Frazyl puts the large round stone in a pocket in the elegant midnight black suspender belt.
Wee Farrah looks ill, then falls over and lies there with a blank look on her face.
Thistle asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: how many did i manage to drrink beforre d/c'in'?
Thistle translates how many did i manage to drink before d/c'ing?
Kithe leaves west.
Kithe arrives from the west.
Antiquated Kyr staggers around.
Witches prize presentation!
Oobi the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Thistle stands up.
Thistle stumbles off towards the west.
Young Adrelawen sips the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: prize presentation!
> (Witches) Xole wisps: lol sry no idea, too much spam
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
Thistle arrives from the west.
Thistle stumbles off towards the west.
Brother Brint places his hands on Wee Farrah who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Wee Farrah blinks her eyes blearily and picks herself up.
Thistle arrives from the west.
Thistle stumbles off towards the west.
Wee Farrah sips the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Wee Farrah fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
[Jodekam enters Discworld]
Thistle arrives from the west.
Thistle fills the large black bottle from the wooden rain barrel.
Thistle drinks the large black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Thistle fills the large black bottle from the wooden rain barrel.
Thistle stumbles off towards the west.
Ranikia looks ill, then falls over and lies there with a blank look on her face.
:announces that Prizes will be given Away now!
Ablyss the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Antiquated Kyr drinks the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces that Prizes will be given Away now!
> Antiquated Kyr fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Antiquated Kyr drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
The sickly yellow cloud floats away thoughtfully.
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked gets a shot glass of scumble from a polished country kitchen pantry.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: Just gimmie my 10 royals for participating! ;)
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
Young Adrelawen cheers enthusiastically.
Nasty Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at you.
Brother Brint places his hands on Ranikia who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Ranikia abruptly keels over, unconscious.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
(Witches) Earwax wisps that she is kidding...
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked drinks nothing much from the shot glass.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat nibbles on his wing hungrily.
Nasty Gwyndrith cheers enthusiastically at you.
:announces that Granny got 1st place in ALL the Categories!
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces that Granny got 1st place in ALL the Categories!
> (Witches) Xole wisps: really? I'll take hers then
Black Earwax Pus wakes up Ranikia.
Sister Olive Cromwoll closes her eyes.
(Witches) Xole wisps: ME ME ME
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked drops three shot glasses.
Sister Olive Cromwoll utters a prayer.
Literate Arcadia fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Sister Olive Cromwoll places her hands on Ranikia who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Ranikia abruptly keels over, unconscious.
Ranikia blinks her eyes blearily and picks herself up.
Oobi the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Nigella has reconnected.
Baka feeds the toffee apple to ToeJam the giant fruitbat.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat eagerly eats the toffee apple.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat nudges Black Earwax Pus.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat gives Furuba to Black Earwax Pus.
Black Earwax Pus gets a cured Gammer Smith apple from a pocket in Furuba.
Black Earwax Pus feeds the cured Gammer Smith apple to ToeJam the giant fruitbat.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the cured Gammer Smith apple.
Antiquated Kyr applauds wholeheartedly.
Black Earwax Pus feeds the cured Gammer Smith apple to ToeJam the giant fruitbat.
Black Earwax Pus feeds the cured Gammer Smith apple to ToeJam the giant fruitbat.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat eagerly takes a bite out of the cured Gammer Smith apple.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat eagerly eats the cured Gammer Smith apple.
Competent Xole Xurvivor trips up.
Tarzan applauds wholeheartedly.
Literate Arcadia drinks the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Black Earwax Pus offers to give Furuba to ToeJam the giant fruitbat.
Black Earwax Pus gives Furuba to ToeJam the giant fruitbat.
Wee Farrah hiccups.
:asks everyone to cheer Granny Please
Literate Arcadia staggers around.
Antiquated Kyr cheers Granny enthusiastically
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook asks everyone to cheer Granny Please
> Wee Farrah sips the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Nasty Frazyl cheers for Granny!
Wee Farrah fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Ranikia cheers enthusiastically.
(Witches) Xole wisps: so how was this trial overall? My first so no way to compare
Baka cheers Granny.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi applauds wholeheartedly.
Aphaea cheers for Granny!
Sister Olive Cromwoll cheers granny.
Literate Arcadia cheers granny.
Kithe cheers enthusiastically.
Nasty Gwyndrith cheers granny.
:announces that all Granny wanted was Respect, so she gets That
(Witches) Xole wisps: great fun for me ;)
Thistle and a sickly yellow cloud arrive from the west.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces that all Granny wanted was Respect, so she gets That
> Brother Betta BusinessBureau yells in Morporkian: Woo Hoo!
Brother Brint stands up.
Brother Brint leaves west.
Young Adrelawen cheers Granny.
Brother Brint arrives from the west.
(Witches) Frazyl wisps: Granny was really grea!
Wee Farrah cheers Granny
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
The afternoon sun disappears behind a cloud.
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
(Witches) Earwax wisps: You'll never forget your first time! ;)
Sister Olive Cromwoll seems to spend some time talking to herself while kneeling.
Competent Xole Xurvivor cheers enthusiastically.
(Witches) Frazyl wisps: Granny was really great too!
Antiquated Kyr and Literate Arcadia hiccup.
ToeJam the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Brother Brint places his hands on Thistle who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Thistle abruptly keels over, unconscious.
(Witches) Xole wisps: as always :D
Some of the horseflies around Nasty Gwyndrith fly off, their growling noise audible long after they disappear from view.
Wee Farrah staggers around.
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi sips the large black bottle with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Black Earwax Pus respects Granny!
Brother Brint places his hands on Thistle who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Thistle abruptly keels over, unconscious.
Ablyss the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Venerable Father Zuga The Wicked staggers around.
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
Literate Arcadia trips over and falls on her face.
Thistle opens her eyes, looks around stupidly, and passes out again.
Brother Brint places his hands on Thistle who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Thistle abruptly keels over, unconscious.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau seems to spend some time talking to himself while kneeling.
Dwynwen the giant fruitbat flaps her wings.
A glittering sprinkle of light scatters about the room from Blessed Eloise Hirashi's sky blue crystal teardrop necklace.
The fragrance of pennyroyal wafts from the polished country kitchen pantry.
:announces that the 2nd winning witch will get to choose from Amoing the Prizes First, then the 3rd Winning Witch and then the 4th
Geryon Womblesworth hides from Granny
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces that the 2nd winning witch will get to choose from Amoing the Prizes First, then the 3rd Winning Witch and then the 4th
> (Witches) Earwax wisps: Course, you might forget who you were with...
Competent Xole Xurvivor slaps Granny on the back before she realizes what she did
Ryk the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
Sister Olive Cromwoll closes her eyes.
Sister Olive Cromwoll utters a prayer.
[Headhunter leaves Discworld]
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Antiquated Kyr trips over and falls on her face.
Sister Olive Cromwoll places her hands on Thistle who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Thistle abruptly keels over, unconscious.
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
(Witches) Arcadia wisps: I don't mind Granny winning, but I wish she'd participate once in a while.
Thistle snores contentedly.
Brother Brint places his hands on Thistle who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Thistle abruptly keels over, unconscious.
Ranikia closes the blackened canteen.
Geryon Womblesworth eeks at Thistle.
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
:announces that the 2nd place will also get 35 royals, 3rd place 30 royals and 4th place 25 royals
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces that the 2nd place will also get 35 royals, 3rd place 30 royals and 4th place 25 royals
> Ms Satin Anansi gets a crystal ball from a pocket in a black silk backpack.
Ms Satin Anansi stares into her crystal ball.
Ms Satin Anansi scries something with her crystal ball.
Tarzan whistles appreciatively.
Ms Satin Anansi rubs the crystal ball.
Thistle opens her eyes, looks around stupidly, and passes out again.
(Witches) Xole wisps: be hilarious if they coded her to actually do that lol
Sister Olive Cromwoll closes her eyes.
Literate Arcadia hiccups.
(Witches) Adrelawen wisps: She was participating, she was just so good you couldn't even see her...
Sister Olive Cromwoll utters a prayer.
Sister Olive Cromwoll places her hands on Thistle who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Thistle abruptly keels over, unconscious.
Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
(Witches) Xole wisps: oh snap
Antiquated Kyr woos.
Brother Brint places his hands on Thistle who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Thistle abruptly keels over, unconscious.
(Witches) Xole wisps that she F
[Wowbagger leaves Discworld]
Wotchers! the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
(Witches) Xole wisps: I'm throwing you my sign in respect
Antiquated Kyr hiccups.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau's Exgirlfriend peers at you pathetically with its glowing blue eyes.
Qute the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi closes her eyes.
:announces that in the case of a Tie, the Witches who Tied will share the Prizes between Themselves
Thistle mutters something about her mother.
Thistle opens her eyes, looks around stupidly, and passes out again.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi utters a prayer.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces that in the case of a Tie, the Witches who Tied will share the Prizes between Themselves
> Blessed Eloise Hirashi places her hands on Thistle who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Thistle abruptly keels over, unconscious.
Sister Olive Cromwoll closes her eyes.
Baka closes his eyes and smiles dreamily.
Sister Olive Cromwoll utters a prayer.
Baka rubs his large tummy and licks his lips.
Sister Olive Cromwoll places her hands on Thistle who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Thistle abruptly keels over, unconscious.
Qute the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
Baka opens his eyes and stares hungrily at the space between his arms.
:Prepares to Announce the Winners of Mocks!
Baka quickly reaches out and pulls back a toffee apple.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook Prepares to Announce the Winners of Mocks!
> Brother Brint closes his eyes.
Ranikia stands up.
Antiquated Kyr burps.
Brother Brint utters a prayer.
Brother Brint places his hands on Thistle who staggers and looks weak, if relieved.
Thistle abruptly keels over, unconscious.
Thistle blinks her eyes blearily and picks herself up.
(Witches) Nashina wisps: jesus christ on a pogo stick those prizes are huge
Antiquated Kyr says in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Woo! Go go go! :)
(Witches) Xole wisps: YEP
Literate Arcadia trips up.
(Witches) Xole wisps: it's kinda ridiculous lol
(Witches) Adrelawen wisps: Ooooo yeah!
Brother Betta BusinessBureau is expecting a drum roll.
Oobi the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
wit shall i announce all at once, or 1 at a time? :P
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: shall i announce all at once, or 1 at a time? :P
> Thistle asks in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: am i still drunk?
Thistle translates am i still drunk?
Wee Farrah trips up.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana does a drumroll.  K'tisssh!
Nigella's thoughts seem to be elsewhere.
Nigella enters a deep trance.
:signals the Drum Roll
Antiquated Kyr staggers around.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook signals the Drum Roll
> (Witches) Frazyl wisps: One at a time!
(Witches) Farrah wisps: One at a time
Geryon Womblesworth exclaims to Thistle in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: Yes, but that's ok, you're at least not a wizzard!
Sister Olive Cromwoll wakes up Thistle.
(Witches) Nashina wisps: it's your trials :P
Wee Farrah trips up.
(Witches) Adrelawen wisps: One at a time!
Nasty Frazyl drum rolls.
(Witches) Xole wisps: well I'm outvoted :(
(Witches) Earwax wisps: TEll everyone to shut up first?
Nigella wakes up.
Geryon Womblesworth grins at Nasty Frazyl.
Antiquated Kyr rolls her drum.
Wee Farrah trips up.
A homely youth arrives from the west.
:announces that in 4th place we have Frazyl with her Circling Mock!
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces that in 4th place we have Frazyl with her Circling Mock!
> Wee Farrah staggers around.
Young Adrelawen cheers enthusiastically.
You think you noticed two small blue eyes inside the cloud, but you are not sure.
Competent Xole Xurvivor cheers enthusiastically.
Black Earwax Pus cheers enthusiastically at Nasty Frazyl.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi and Wee Farrah cheer enthusiastically.
Black Earwax Pus huggles Nasty Frazyl.
Competent Xole Xurvivor applauds Wee Farrah wholeheartedly.
Antiquated Kyr cheers at at Nasty Frazyl.
Aphaea cheers enthusiastically at Nasty Frazyl.
Nasty Frazyl smiles.
Literate Arcadia claps at Nasty Frazyl for.
The homely youth leaves west.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana cheers enthusiastically at Nasty Frazyl.
(Witches) Xole wisps: what was it again? I forgot ;P
Wicked Pyreet cheers enthusiastically at Nasty Frazyl.
:announces that in 3rd place we have Xole!
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces that in 3rd place we have Xole!
> Geryon Womblesworth applauds Nasty Frazyl wholeheartedly.
Black Earwax Pus cheers enthusiastically at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
Aphaea cheers enthusiastically at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana woos at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
Wee Farrah cheers enthusiastically.
wit circling,
Competent Xole Xurvivor gasps in astonishment.
[Yaztromo has gained the moderate achievement Hey Pesto]
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: circling,
> Antiquated Kyr applauds Competent Xole Xurvivor wholeheartedly.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi applauds Competent Xole Xurvivor wholeheartedly.
Oobi the giant fruitbat flaps his wings.
Wicked Pyreet cheers enthusiastically.
Literate Arcadia applauds Competent Xole Xurvivor wholeheartedly.
Ablyss the giant fruitbat scratches her belly.
Geryon Womblesworth applauds Competent Xole Xurvivor wholeheartedly.
Competent Xole Xurvivor dances like a MANIAC!.
Ranikia cheers enthusiastically.
Nasty Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Competent Xole Xurvivor.
Brother Brint says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: your not drunk thistle
[Sargon leaves Discworld]
:announces that in 2nd place we have Nashina with her Abjuring MOCK!
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook announces that in 2nd place we have Nashina with her Abjuring MOCK!
>
[Couchman enters Discworld]
> Xuxu the giant fruitbat squeaks happily.
Antiquated Kyr fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Tarzan woos.
Antiquated Kyr drinks the shot glass with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Black Earwax Pus cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Antiquated Kyr fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Nasty Frazyl cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Antiquated Kyr drinks the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Young Adrelawen cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Antiquated Kyr fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Aphaea cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Baka cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana exclaims in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: YEAH! TAKE THAT, ASSHOLES! I'M BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU! YEAH!
Wee Farrah cheers enthusiastically.
Blessed Eloise Hirashi woos at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Thistle cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Light flashes from the delicate facets of Blessed Eloise Hirashi's sky blue crystal teardrop necklace.
with with only 6-7 witches competeing, almost everyone gets a prize :P
What?
> Wee Farrah sips the shot glass of scumble with a look of mixed pleasure and regret.
Black Earwax Pus grins at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana ducks.
wit with only 6-7 witches competeing, almost everyone gets a prize :P
[Blaze enters Discworld -- wizzz in need of towel & dir in djel]
You whisper into the ivory vulture nippleshield.
(Witches) QiuYan wisps: with only 6-7 witches competeing, almost everyone gets a prize :P
> Thistle laughs at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Geryon Womblesworth cheers enthusiastically at Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Brother Betta BusinessBureau says in Morporkian with a Morporkian accent: But not better than Granny.
[Caldron leaves Discworld]
[Caldron enters Discworld]
Wee Farrah fills the shot glass of scumble from the wooden rain barrel.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana woos.
(Witches) Xole wisps: hahahaha yeah
Antiquated Kyr congratulates Murse Nashina Nanananannanana.
Qute the giant fruitbat scratches his belly.
The afternoon sun peeks out from behind a cloud.
Ranikia laughs.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: <3
(Witches) Arcadia wisps: And most of all we love Nashina for her humility.
Antiquated Kyr exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Well done therre Nashh!
Competent Xole Xurvivor exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: That's the spirit you old hag!
Antiquated Kyr trips up.
A homely youth arrives from the west.
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: Thanks for voting guys :P
(Witches) Adrelawen wisps: Hehe, not me, I sukkkk :-)
(Witches) Earwax wisps: Though that wasn't showing Granny any respect!
(Witches) Nashina wisps: I thought so, Arcadia :)
:asks Nashina to choose between 1 - 4 handfuls of purple mineral powder (PMP) & 2 stilettoes , 2 - 1 prize set of 1000 seeds&sugars & 1 compact or 3 - 1 bronze helm (+ int + wis) & 1 elegant ring
Antiquated Kyr hiccups.
Sister Olive Cromwoll cheers enthusiastically.
You emote: QiuYan Qan Qook asks Nashina to choose between 1 - 4 handfuls of purple mineral powder (PMP) & 2 stilettoes , 2 - 1 prize set of 1000 seeds&sugars & 1 compact or 3 - 1 bronze helm (+ int + wis) & 1 elegant ring
> You notice several raindrops falling from the sickly yellow cloud.
Qute the giant fruitbat stares at you anxiously.
qqrr prizes
The homely youth leaves west.
Qute the giant fruitbat nudges you.
Qute the giant fruitbat gives Witch Trials Prizes to you.
> Qute the giant fruitbat nibbles on his wing hungrily.
qqff
Qute the giant fruitbat nudges you.
Qute the giant fruitbat gives Qraving to you.
You get a cured rosy red apple from a pocket in Qraving.
You say in Morporkian: I am but a sweet old seller of apples. Lawks. Pray take and eat one, dearie.
Queued command: count apples in Qraving
Queued command: put apple in Qraving
Queued command: give Qraving to qute
>
Qute the giant fruitbat is so tempted by the cured rosy red apple that he can't help but take it from you.
Qute the giant fruitbat takes a bite out of his Nanny Ogg.
You count 28 items.
Cannot find "apple", no match.
The fragrance of pennyroyal wafts from the polished country kitchen pantry.
(Witches) Adrelawen wisps: Nashina, yours really was good :-)
You offer to give Qraving to Qute the giant fruitbat.
Qute the giant fruitbat takes a bite out of his Nanny Ogg.
You give Qraving to Qute the giant fruitbat.
Qute the giant fruitbat takes a bite out of his Nanny Ogg.
[Veikos leaves Discworld]
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Qute the giant fruitbat takes a bite out of his Nanny Ogg.
Qute the giant fruitbat takes a bite out of his Nanny Ogg.
Tarzan woos.
Qute the giant fruitbat eats the last bite of his Nanny Ogg.
Antiquated Kyr softly exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: Good choice!
Competent Xole Xurvivor exclaims in Morporkian with a Lancrastian accent: I HATE YOOOOOUUUUU!!!
Murse Nashina Nanananannanana says in Morporkian with a Genuan accent: The percentage sign in particular